Welcome

[bobby.henderson]

Welcome to the FSM forums.

We believe strongly that the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of our origins is more logical and with vastly more academic support than Intelligent Design. There are too many coincidences for it to not be true.

What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have to do with pirates? Why does He alter our scientific experiments? Study further to discover the answer to those questions.

Please be respectul of opposing views. Whether supported by thought or by dogma, we all have a right to our own beliefs.

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Thanks m8 , noice buncha scurvy , lice ridden blaggards ye has assembulled .

[PantyGnawer]

Ummmm.... I don't have a "Spidey Sense" so to speak, but my "Crazy JuJu Meter" just peaked.


Someone spleeze splain to me how Mad Willy was just able to dredge up a three year old post by Bobby that had mysteriously never been responded to?

Strange things afoot here of late. Crazy JuJu everywhere!

[fueledbycoffee]

Dude, he's Mad Willy. I don't think anyone can explain anything he does. He's mad, man.

[MrStoffy]

Aye, It's pretty awesome he found it though eh? Does Bobby still post on here ever?

[PantyGnawer]

This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

[Rainswept]

This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM Do you believe in the X-Files too?

[thelastpirate]

This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM :roll: Do you believe in the X-Files too?

Well you cant deny that Cap did purge a lot of threads, some of them with quite interesting revelations about how this forum works.

[Capellini]

This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM Do you believe in the X-Files too?

Well you cant deny that Cap did purge a lot of threads, some of them with quite interesting revelations about how this forum works.

Actually, I can deny it, since I did nothing of the sort. Maybe 6 months ago I deleted old and out-of-date announcement threads, to comply with some constant nagging on the subject from some members. I had nothing to do with any of the stuff that got lost when we updated, and this area is not one of the sections that gets auto-pruned.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

*whew*

Oi thot oi wuz gonna get anudder repreeman fer pyrate speek .

[pieces o'nine]

You wish.

[cheese2themoon]

ello,


me is looking for some want to be pirates to create a ship with on the east side of Florida, need some money and a crew with no life so we can buy a ship


i have found one for 700,000!!!!!!!(its supposed to be the mayflower but whatever we can make it a pirate ship, just add some fsm believers, candy, grog, wrenches, and a pirate fish sail and fsm flag)


must be a nice person or will not be a true pirate


send ye a message for more information

[DaveL]

COOL!!!

JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPOSIT $700,000 IN OUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS.

THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND CONSIDERATION

FSM BLESS YOU.

No I'm only kidding matey (I was just getting over a few spammy emails from West Africa, pay no attention to my sarcasm)

Welcome to the Boards of The Great One. You may wish to post you idea in 'The Cause' or 'Pirate Section' of the boards, as there are few commited Pirates and Pasta Loving types lurking about.

That sounds like a fine plan by the way.

[anthrobabe]

COOL!!!

JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPOSIT $700,000 IN OUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS.

THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND CONSIDERATION

FSM BLESS YOU.
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Refresh me memory if ye will -- did we not have to keel haul Constable Timmons for posturing as the deposed son of the President of Nigeria back in '05 or '06? That would be 1705 or 1706.
As I remember it we made about 52,000 Cronans off 'im, I mean returned 52,000 Cronans to the rightful owners.

[DaveL]

Aye matey,

Constable Timmins is a fine upstanding citizen of QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY, CAPS LOCK OVERUSAGE AND MINDLESS GROVELLING. How much did he pay you, BTW?