DaveL wrote:Aye matey,
Constable Timmins is a fine upstanding citizen of QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY, CAPS LOCK OVERUSAGE AND MINDLESS GROVELLING. How much did he pay you, BTW?
Obviously not enough as I'm ratting him out.
Wait! I mean.
I DO NOT ACCEPT BRIBES FROM LOW RANKING OFFICIALS!
overheard at the office party
'dude your peeps are showing'