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Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby Karinta24 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:00 pm

Well, currently in my 11th grade english class we are discussing world religions. We have been given an assignment to gather information about a religion of our choice and share it with the class. As you may have already guessed ( if you haven't I'd have to question your inteligence, but I know we're all smart people around here. Maybe you're just tired) I have chosen Pastafarianism as my religion to study.

So, getting to my point here, I need a little help.

Information I have yet to gather:
-Main Holy Days
-Major Festivals
-Family Structure (I have yet to figure if I can tie this in or not)
-Racial Tension (I'm thinking I can scratch this out, unless someone can point me to some useful info)

Any and all help is appreciated. From silly to serious.
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:41 am

Hi Karinta24, and welcome.

The information you want is all on the site somewhere (if not, it's in the book), so use the search function. Here's something to be getting on with:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11559&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:28 am

Hi also Katrinta24 :welcome:
Listen to Uncle Roy, he may not have a head on his shoulders, but he won't lead you astray.
Just don't over look the pirates or they be having ya walk de plank! :mob:
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby Hippie Pirate on Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:39 am

I would recommend ye get yerself a copy o the Gospel!

Me thinks fer racial tension ye could talk about 'ow the pirates were persecuted by the Hare Krishnas(descendants ov ninjas), which 'as led ta their decline.
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:58 am

Ray shell tenshun? Izzat loike how wen on a sunnie daye yer wokkin on th beech in yer bear feets an ye steppes on a shelle an it hertz loik blazes an ye stanz up reel sudden an :furious: :furious: :furious: ?
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby Dudeman55556 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:40 pm

The gospel has all the information you could ever want, and more. Buy it.
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby KMill on Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:04 am

Dudeman55556 wrote:The gospel has all the information you could ever want, and more. Buy it.


:lol:

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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby Hippie Pirate on Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:50 am

Twould be nice ta know how things went now and then from these school projeks.
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Re: Help me spread the word to my school!

Postby KMill on Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:43 pm

Hippie Pirate wrote:Twould be nice ta know how things went now and then from these school projeks.


Agreed! Let us know how you went... marks, comments, giraffe stickers etc.

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