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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:49 am

2 christians and one atheist. Oh, and a wiken. (is that how yo spell it?)

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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:06 am

3 more all of which cristian
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:24 am

Between handing out fliers at two different screenings for the documentary "Flock of Dodos" (got a free trip to LA out of it!), I'd say that I've converted at least 100 people including
Matt Walsh!

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Postby eterpage on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:48 am

i recruited my 4th person today

hahah great pirate song i found. like our theme song, just not.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:01 am

rocker_pirate wrote:2 christians and one atheist. Oh, and a wiken. (is that how yo spell it?)

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No, it isn't.

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Postby ChowMein on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:29 am

After 21 months...still...Zero (0) . Arr...
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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:59 pm

I converted about 4 year 7s (11-12 year olds), a year 8 (12-13), a 6th former (16-18 ), a bunch of year 9s (guess) and a teacher. The main reason that any of them wanted to be one is because I told them about heaven.
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We need a star

Postby Pastaga on Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:27 pm


Scientology has Tom Cruise & John Travolta.
Kabbalah has Madonna.

We need a Pastafarian Star! I strongly suggest Angelina Jolie, for obvious reasons...
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Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:55 am

Rowan Atkinson would be a felicitous choice as European-Pastafarian-Star.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:49 am

We have Richard Dawkins.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:34 pm

I have converted a couple of buds.
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Postby cursedjane on Sat May 10, 2008 1:42 am

I have converted one but more have been made more aware, which is much better than just letting them lie in ignorance. Awareness at least makes people think and act less idiotic.
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Postby Wawizzle on Sat May 10, 2008 8:55 am

I've have really helped spread awareness, but die-hard members like myself have not been made in my name.

I hope to help bring Pastafarianism to light for more people when I start the Pastafarian Club at my school next year.
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Postby Clifford on Sat May 10, 2008 12:45 pm

one or two going strong haha :)

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only one

Postby KamMoore on Tue May 20, 2008 10:46 pm

I have only converted one. :(
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