Hello - I'm a new member, recently touched by his noodly appendage (although I must pledge my allegiance to the one TRUE religion - Church of the SubGenius and the prophet J.R. BoB Dobbs).
Anyway, I was laying awake last night contemplating this very concept, except from a different perspective. I think there should be a museum, but it ought to be a FSM Science Museum. Except here is the kicker - have all the exhibits be based on the most flawed, bullshit "science" and magic imaginable. It could be similar to Scientology, except where they hide their bullshit science from the general public, the Church of FSM could proudly display their bullshit science for the whole world to see. Then at the exit you could take some sort of quantifiable measurement to prove that quests are actually dumber now than they were when they got there.
Also, I have an off topic question, but I'm going to ask it anyway. What is the reason for seeking tax exempt status for the church? It just seems to be a step backward from the stated goal of the church. If you become a bona fide religion then it will be easier to dismiss you in the ID discussion. The Christians are getting away with their nonsense because they haven't directly interjected Jesus into their "theory". By becoming a government acknowledged religion you will be exempting yourself from the arguement because you will be blatantly trying to force your religious views onto people.
Besides, isn't it more pirate like to NOT be a government recognized religion? Back in the day when our holy bretheren would hijack a ship, one of the tactics they used was to fly the flag of whatever nation would be most advantageous to their goal. Then at the last second they would show their true colors with the Jolly Roger. If anyone says the Church of the FSM isn't to be taken seriously because it isn't a "real" religion, the proper response would be "that's right, we're not a real religion ('wink' 'wink' - 'nudge' 'nudge'). Millions of Pastafarians can't be wrong.