Who was the coolest pirate?

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Who was the best pirate?

Long John Silver
7
16%
Black Beard
16
37%
Captain Morgan
9
21%
Yosimite Sam in his pirate incarnations
11
26%
 
Total votes : 43

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:23 pm

kat wrote:<-see, if you knew what I looked like you'd see the uncanny resemblance.


Gadzooks! Ye not be Isaac Newton are ye?
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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:23 am

It be too dark to see the apple bouncin off is head! :D
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Postby matzaball on Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:03 am

AAAARRRR this be a h-AAAARRRRR-d Quistion for me
!!! I DO BELIEVE !!!
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:26 am

Was Capt. Crunch a pirate or was he on HMS ?
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Cruchy

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:06 am

YYYYAAARRRR Capn Crunch, I remember him well - it were he who showed me how to Hack into Portholes 98 so I didn't need to pay for any upgrades! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:28 am

Arrr, Cap'n Crunch were a legend. Never 'ad to pay for a semophore message again.
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Black Jake

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:35 am

I would nominate 'Black Jake' for cool pirate of the month but he be me sworn enemy!
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:39 am

Fellow pirates !! ARGH ! We have been forgetting the dastardly pirate Bluto/Brutus who is always troubled by that Popeye the Sailor .
A pirate canna make a honest pillaging with that spinach snorting busybody about the oceans . YARRR . ARGH!!
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Postby aquazoo on Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:31 pm

I respect every pirate on the ship, Wydah. They left behind some decent artifacts and one of them had a lovely stocking!
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Postby Duke on Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:30 am

Orangekrush90 wrote:
beagle wrote:No problem. He was famous, but a long time ago. Have you worked out what type of pirate you are yet?

Oh, yeah. I'm a pirate-ninja. I get the best of both worlds this way. :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr:


Yarr. Tis the truth, my brother.

Remeber your training, and Think Like A Ninja.

Act like a Pirate.

:fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr:


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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Yarr, matey, it be Yellowbeard. Tain't no doubt about it. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Who was the coolest pirate?

Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Orangekrush90 wrote:Although Cap'n Morgan does brew a tasty rum!


Just so you all know, "everbody's got a little Captain in 'em"
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Postby BayouPirate on Wed May 03, 2006 3:21 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:My noble ancestor Jean Lafitte was a pirate.

He was not the long tongued rocker Gene Simmons of Kiss.

Nor was he Richard Simmons (aka cinamon) of exercise video and flamboyant ambiguity fame.

ANd if any of you lubbers insinnuate that me pirate kin are such flipping flitty lubbers again, I will have the lot of you marrooned on Manhattan Island wearing nothing but 23 dollars worth of beads!


My Hometown of Lake Charles, LA(SWLouisiana) actually has an annual weeklong festival in honor of Lafitte called Contraband Days starting the first weekend of May. The festival starts with our local Buccaneers Crew making the mayor walk the plank and thus taking over the city.
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garlic

Postby black bart on Thu May 11, 2006 12:06 pm

Does the festival involve eatin piles of garlic and snails?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:45 am

Argh ! Yosimite Sam ! Ye long haired @#$%&! Galoot !
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