Pirate Ship For Sale

[Michelangelo]

So I say we start up a fund, which the non-profit we will be someday can hold, to buy a pirate ship for the work of spreading His word. I found one that is newly renovated for under $90,000. Think of the times we could have! Everyone who contributed a certain amount could gain the privalege of a trip. As many of us are not millionaires and have to work, I don't think there would be too much of a fight to stay on board. Maybe we could even take donations from patrons for a ride during which we could share His way?

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1493057/0

[OZ_Nick]

Yarr! Oi be thinking she may be a bit sea state limited after we cut out the gun ports. Even 'though Oi s'pose we could fit cannonades to the upper deck, Oi be still havin a fondess fer me 25 pounders!

[Gruppenfuhrer]

I say we get it.

[black bart]

Just keep Capn Cronan away from it long enough for us to buy it!!!

[kat]

Bah. Too small.
Great^7 Uncle Henry wouldn't've even had room for his non-wigs.

[Michelangelo]

Arrgh! It be the only ship me can find! Oh well!

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

psst... Mike...

Check this thread out.

[E.Raser]

Bah. Too small.

Too small
Here , in the Ancona harbour, there is the right pirate-ship.
LE GRAND BLEU
of Roman Abramovich
one of those mafia petroleum of Boris Eltin
Governor of Chukota
patron of Chelsea
114 m = 375 feet
90.000.000 $
tender of 15 m = 49 feet
submarine for escaping from pirate attack.
Well, next week I'll study an attack

[E.Raser]

Bah. Too small.

Have seen Le Grand 'Bleu in the harbour of Ancona.
It is in front of Restaurant La Terrazza.I believe one of the best restaurants of Ancona.
-hors d'oeuvre of fishes
-spaghetti with crab
-roast fish with salad
-white wine Verdicchio
-english soup
-caffè
-this week view on Le Grand Bleu
The ship looks like to LSIM Landing Ship Infantry Medium Classe Queen Emma, with turning cranes for tenders, one by a motor engine, 15 m, the other a sailing tender ,16 m.
It is a tow-boat for ladies, actresses,businessmen,politicians.Yesterday many people were there with cameras to make photos near ladder.
The shipowner is one of those men who dirty the world by petroleum and crumble the image of Marx,Lenin and so on.
As my opinion ,after the good supper, we could attack his image, not his property.
We must have a training on boarding.
See <UFO's University> thread.
strategy boarding: the KLIPER rocket from moon with 1,5 tons of He-3 = 6.000.000.000 $
We can boarding Le Grand Bleu as tactical training.
The weak point are anchors
It is easy to board the ship by His Noodly Appendages
When we shall have a cable of iron sticking to anchors we shall have a generator with drawing turbine.
Home trading has the model for little boats: AQUAGEN 4, 115 mm, can give 10 Ampere at a speeed of 10 knots, 12 V, and apply the brake of 23 kg.
We must study better the turbine, giving the maximum of brake and the maximum of energy, energy to dissipate in high sea.
Quando spunta la luna a Marechiaro
anche li pesci fammo l'ammmore
We must overcome Greenpeace in its boarding tactical.
We must have 3 seaplanes too, Arado AR 196,Deutschland, of 102 Roamn squadron,......................because escort have bad eyes

[No Beard]

why dont we just be steeln' it?

[black bart]

HA HHAAARRRR...They'll be expectin that me hearty...we need a cunnin plan...

[No Beard]

get together a fleet of dingys, pattleboats, logs grab an ol' blunderbuss and sail out

[kat]

We could get the Queen of England to give us one....

I personally say screw the ship, we deserve Jamaica.

I claim it in the name of Clan Morgan, for all Pastafarians to use as a home base.

[No Beard]

i say we sould name it after Black Bart

[Griffin]

i say we sould name it after Black Bart

Are you mad? Do you know what Black Bart is like? You probably just think he has two heads, but wait til he gets another delivery of Grecian 2000, and recommends his fish-head stew to you.