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Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby Michelangelo on Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:20 pm

So I say we start up a fund, which the non-profit we will be someday can hold, to buy a pirate ship for the work of spreading His word. I found one that is newly renovated for under $90,000. Think of the times we could have! Everyone who contributed a certain amount could gain the privalege of a trip. As many of us are not millionaires and have to work, I don't think there would be too much of a fight to stay on board. Maybe we could even take donations from patrons for a ride during which we could share His way?

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1493057/0
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Postby OZ_Nick on Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:49 am

Yarr! Oi be thinking she may be a bit sea state limited after we cut out the gun ports. Even 'though Oi s'pose we could fit cannonades to the upper deck, Oi be still havin a fondess fer me 25 pounders!
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:03 pm

I say we get it.
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:43 am

Just keep Capn Cronan away from it long enough for us to buy it!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby kat on Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:46 am

Bah. Too small.
Great^7 Uncle Henry wouldn't've even had room for his non-wigs.
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Postby Michelangelo on Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:52 pm

Arrgh! It be the only ship me can find! Oh well!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:07 am

psst... Mike...

Check this thread out.
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Postby E.Raser on Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:09 am

kat wrote:Bah. Too small.


Too small :pirate_fish:
Here , in the Ancona harbour, there is the right pirate-ship.
LE GRAND BLEU
of Roman Abramovich
one of those mafia petroleum of Boris Eltin
Governor of Chukota
patron of Chelsea
114 m = 375 feet
90.000.000 $
tender of 15 m = 49 feet
submarine for escaping from pirate attack.
Well, next week I'll study an attack :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
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Postby E.Raser on Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:00 am

kat wrote:Bah. Too small.


Have seen Le Grand 'Bleu in the harbour of Ancona.
It is in front of Restaurant La Terrazza.I believe one of the best restaurants of Ancona.
-hors d'oeuvre of fishes
-spaghetti with crab :shellfish:
-roast fish with salad
-white wine Verdicchio
-english soup
-caffè
-this week view on Le Grand Bleu
The ship looks like to LSIM Landing Ship Infantry Medium Classe Queen Emma, with turning cranes for tenders, one by a motor engine, 15 m, the other a sailing tender ,16 m.
It is a tow-boat for ladies, actresses,businessmen,politicians.Yesterday many people were there with cameras to make photos near ladder.
The shipowner is one of those men who dirty the world by petroleum and crumble the image of Marx,Lenin and so on.
As my opinion ,after the good supper, we could attack his image, not his property.
We must have a training on boarding.
See <UFO's University> thread.
strategy boarding: the KLIPER rocket from moon with 1,5 tons of He-3 = 6.000.000.000 $
We can boarding Le Grand Bleu as tactical training.
The weak point are anchors :mrgreen:
It is easy to board the ship by His Noodly Appendages :mrgreen:
When we shall have a cable of iron sticking to anchors we shall have a generator with drawing turbine.
Home trading has the model for little boats: AQUAGEN 4, 115 mm, can give 10 Ampere at a speeed of 10 knots, 12 V, and apply the brake of 23 kg.
We must study better the turbine, giving the maximum of brake and the maximum of energy, energy to dissipate in high sea.
Quando spunta la luna a Marechiaro
anche li pesci fammo l'ammmore :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
We must overcome Greenpeace in its boarding tactical. :pirate_fish:
We must have 3 seaplanes too, Arado AR 196,Deutschland, of 102 Roamn squadron,......................because escort have bad eyes :pirate_fish:
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Postby No Beard on Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:14 am

why dont we just be steeln' it? :pirate_fish:
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Cunning

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:10 pm

HA HHAAARRRR...They'll be expectin that me hearty...we need a cunnin plan...
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Postby No Beard on Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:48 pm

get together a fleet of dingys, pattleboats, logs grab an ol' blunderbuss and sail out :fsm_rock:
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Postby kat on Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:23 pm

We could get the Queen of England to give us one....

I personally say screw the ship, we deserve Jamaica.

I claim it in the name of Clan Morgan, for all Pastafarians to use as a home base.
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Postby No Beard on Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:26 pm

i say we sould name it after Black Bart
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Postby Griffin on Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:06 pm

No Beard wrote:i say we sould name it after Black Bart


Are you mad? Do you know what Black Bart is like? You probably just think he has two heads, but wait til he gets another delivery of Grecian 2000, and recommends his fish-head stew to you.
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