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Postby Duke on Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:05 am

Alpaca wrote:Penguins are all mafiosos, anyway.


Naw, they're all going to Alpaca's cocktail party. But it's a long way to Florida, so they spend a lot of time just wandering around the Antarctic.


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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:40 pm

i wanna go to Alpaca's cocktail party..... :cry:
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Postby Duke on Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:05 pm

You gotta get in line in the South Pole, though, so good luck.


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Re: Penguins.

Postby Rosie on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:03 pm

I have pondered this, and decided that I am a horrible sinner for liking penguins. However, I'm keepin' the avatar cuz tux is da sh*t.

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Re: Penguins.

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:44 pm

Penguins are unholy abominations. Fish aren't supposed to have feathers or feet.
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:36 pm

Pengins are definately evil - everyone knows that they're trying to take over the world. You know they only look all smart and polished to lull us into a false sense of security.

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Re: Penguins.

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:24 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Pengins are definately evil - everyone knows that they're trying to take over the world. You know they only look all smart and polished to lull us into a false sense of security.

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Re: Penguins.

Postby Elvalia on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:05 pm

Now now, that's no way to live. I'm ever-so trustworthy! *Bats eyelashes*
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Re: Penguins.

Postby S'presso on Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:00 pm

Kill it! Kill it before it corrupts our children!
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Elvalia on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:28 pm

Children!! Ewwwww! I would never go near the nasty devils, for fear I might be inflicted with one. You may keep your dirty children, I don't want them, not even for cheap labour (all my servants are men. Yeah, that's right, be jealous).
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Edd on Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:25 am

Child labor isn't just cheap, it's free. It is actually against the law to pay children to work for you but perfectly okay for them to do it gratis.
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Re: Penguins.

Postby S'presso on Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:33 pm

but is it quality work?

Can they make satisfactory poking sticks?
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Elvalia on Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:44 pm

My man-servants have satisfactory poking sticks.
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:03 am

but are they made by child labour??
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Re: Penguins.

Postby Elvalia on Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:22 pm

No, only women laboured to create my men's poking sticks.
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