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Postby EarthRise on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:37 pm

MPTrooper wrote:...Zombie Jesus?

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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:45 pm

scary...i just read an article on Uncyclopedia about zombie jesus...scary
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Postby MPTrooper on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:49 pm

I am embraceing the truth!

The truth being I can't reach through the moniter and slap you people.

...and steal your brains.

Zombie Jesus only eats the brains of Atheist's
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:48 pm

it pretty much happened he came back from the dead, that makes him the living dead he just wasn't one of the zombies with the rotted flesh and all that which we have grown to love . . . or maybe he did, I love this more everytime I imagine it
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Postby Fsbof90 on Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:35 pm

Zombie Jesus only eats the brains of Atheist's


Yeah, christian brains taste odd.
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Postby MPTrooper on Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:59 pm

Don't you know when Zombie Jesus eats your brains you come back to life as a Christian?

...Oh God I need to go to confession.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:06 pm

why to confess that theyre showing the wrong jesus he should be more decayed looking, and crave brains, and because zombies are mindless he would crave any brain no matter the faith
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Postby RandomSam on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:31 pm

Take this wine, it is my blood. Take this mouldy Stilton, it is BRAAIIINS! :shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish:
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:35 pm

zombie jesus grows more awesome as the posts go on. He beats the wicked with his own torn off leg
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Postby sassy/shady on Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:40 pm

One of my friends is a Mormon. I asked her why she believed what she did and not in other versions of Christianity. She said "Because we have a living prophet". I proceeded to explain that Pastafarianism has a living prophet. She then said that Mormonism encompassed so many elements that other denominations did not. I asked her to point out another religion with a stripper factory. At this point I think she got a little pissed off.
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Postby Zankou on Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:03 pm

Did she point one out? and i'd like to stress the fact that we are'nt really a religion, more of a protest...but feel free to spread the Noodly Word
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Postby sassy/shady on Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Unfortunately she failed to do so, instead choosing to ignore the question, which indicated to me she wasn't taking the discussion totally seriously. I am going to her baptism soon - perhaps someone at her church will able to provide me with an answer.
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Postby MPTrooper on Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:19 pm

sassy/shady wrote:Unfortunately she failed to do so, instead choosing to ignore the question, which indicated to me she wasn't taking the discussion totally seriously. I am going to her baptism soon - perhaps someone at her church will able to provide me with an answer.




I take it you don't value your friendship with this person?
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Postby KC Observer on Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:40 pm

Ah, c'mon MP - He's just assessing her sense of humor and critical thinking and debate skills. I'm SURE that the congregation will enjoy his sense of decorum and tact for asking such thought provoking questions at his friends baptism! :wink:
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Postby Marcion on Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:13 pm

I think it was handled quite well.
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