Downloading the book

[Teapot]

Can anyone help me out? I'm here in a 3rd world country and I can't find the book (not surprised).

Can anyone give a link/email attachment to the book?

[St John the Blasphemist]

Tsk, tsk. That would be copyright infringement now, wouldn't it? How would Bobby ever manage to save up for a pirate ship if he gave the book away for free?

Tell you what, just between you and me, I actually do know of a place you can get it, but don't tell anyone I told you. Seriously, I may get into really deep doodoo if they found out I spread the word that you could get it on the internet.

Try here.

But don't tell Bobby I let you in on it. He may well strap me to the yard arm & give me 50 lashes.

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Scurvy Dogs

[blackeyedbutch]

what 3rd world country is it?

[The Buttery Lobster]

I, too, can not have access to the book, and require someone to send it to me without me giving people what they are due. For you see, I am actually the son of a powerful politician in my homeland, a politician in the oppressed opposing party of our current military leaders who repress all other religion. I am actually from the now exiled Royal Family, which makes me a prince. If you could send me several hundred copies of the book, my Nigerian allies will quickly distribute them amongst our people and spread the word of FSM, collecting enough donations to pay you back, and then some.

So please, give to me many many copies of the gostpels, becuase I am Nigerian Royalty.

[St John the Blasphemist]

Hey, Butterfly Lobster--you're the guy who's been sending me all those emails. This is the first time you haven't asked for my bank account number!!

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Extradition

[Avatar of Nothing]

Doesn't his noodlyness encourage pirating? Why would a book be different? especially pirating his holy words.

[The Buttery Lobster]

I'm trying to debate this very issue in the pirates thread. No one there is taking it seriously.

[Duke]

I'm trying to debate this very issue in the pirates thread. No one there is taking it seriously.

Wow, I can't imagine why.


Duke

[Anteater]

well, in the gospel Bobby clearly states that the modern day copyright breaching pirates do not display the proper spirit of a pirate, and thus do not count.

[pastapesto]

I also would like to download the book in pdf- or another format.

A good religion to hold on to like this one, should be available for everyone. I understaand the need for money for some actions, and that merchandise is sold to achieve this goal is perfect by me (like in christian churches they sell candles to light them up, and monks make cheese and beers here in belgium to support their living)

But the words of the prophet should be spread, not sold.

Afterwards, when the words has been spread, maybe i'll think about buying this nice looking book.

[Calena]

To my astonishment The Gospel is also available in German. Great, now I have to order it in English and German (while this is certainly good for my further enlightenment it's not so good for my bank account).
German because I have a colleague who is really "spiritual" and really really does believe in Angels. Also she is worried about my dark, godless soul and lends me her "Angels exist, Angels love you, Angels guide you if you let them" - books on a regular basis (and beeing nice and curious as I am, I actually do read most of them. Often they are quite a good laugh. Half of the ideas of some mighty good-willed creatures are stolen from fantasy books, though)
When I got The Gospel and Dawkins God Delusion which comes out in September in German I am going to force her to read them both. (And if I have to resort to moral blackmailing (I read your books so now you have to read mine), then by FSM, I will!

[Lazor]

I wish I could get it in PDF format or something. My parents won't be happy if I ask them to order this book for me. I have to sneak around, and it makes me feel guilty, because that is what a ninja does.

[lari]

I'm also from a 3rd world country, and I would spend lots of money to order a Gospel, and besides, my mom won't let me and I'm underage...
I don't know anyone who is living in another country.

[xiaofan]

I am in need of 10 different pokemon figures. I am missing Pupitar, Pineco, Snover, Azelf, Golem, Ralts, Claydol, Aron, Zapdos, and Budew. I was thinking about buying a collection from this LDU Company in China but I really don't need 288 pokemon figures, and that is the smallest collection that I see them listing on their website www.LDUcompany.com

I am trying to find a place to buy just the ten that I need. Has anyone ever bought pokemon characters from this LDU website? Oh yeah, here is a link to the page with all the pokemons http://www.liangdianup.com/pokemons_1.htm

Any ideas please post and let me know

[Zankou 2.0]

I am in need of 10 different pokemon figures. I am missing Pupitar, Pineco, Snover, Azelf, Golem, Ralts, Claydol, Aron, Zapdos, and Budew. I was thinking about buying a collection from this LDU Company in China but I really don't need 288 pokemon figures, and that is the smallest collection that I see them listing on their website http://www.LDUcompany.com

I am trying to find a place to buy just the ten that I need. Has anyone ever bought pokemon characters from this LDU website? Oh yeah, here is a link to the page with all the pokemons http://www.liangdianup.com/pokemons_1.htm

Any ideas please post and let me know

You suck!