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The "...Anus" Game !

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:46 pm

It's called "The Anus Game" (TAG) and here are the rules.

1. Think up a movie title.

2. Change the end of the title to the word Anus.

3. I said the end, NOT the beginning or middle.

4. Hilarity ensues.

To get the ball rolling I'll start. One good tip for nice ones is to think of longer titles.
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Big Trouble in Little Anus.

Journey to the Centre of the Anus.

Diary of a Mad, Black Anus.

My Big, Fat, Greek Anus.

Dude, Where's My Anus? (Someone needs an anatomy lesson)

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anus.

Honey, I Shrunk the Anus.

Rebel Without a(n) Anus. (Poor guy)

The Man With One Red Anus. (Yikes!)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Anus. (Cleanliness is important)

Charlie and the Chocolate Anus.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Anus.

Of Mice and Anus. (The Richard Gere Story)

Fun with Dick and Anus. (Not that there's anything wrong with it...)
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:08 pm

I'll go with:

Pump up the anus

and

Silence of the anus
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:42 pm

OMFSM..we should all be spanked by CotFSM Discipline Wenches..however, until THAT happy occurrence...One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Anus....and keeping the ornithological thread-The Maltese Anus..would Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Anus count? A Hard Day's Anus?...Return to the Planet of the Anus? i am SO not getting into the stripper factory..& the beer volcano will go flat as i approach..curse you, Rainswept..Harry Potter and the Goblet of Anus.............aaiigghh..
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:57 am

Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Anus
Oh, I like that one! I'd never thought of it.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:05 am

The Anus has landed
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:22 am

3. I said the end, NOT the beginning or middle.
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Postby capidosia on Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:46 pm

The day of the Anus

Attack of the Anus

breackfast anus :? (sorry, i know i cannot spell, so please don't point out the mistake)

pritty in anus

Top Anus

Flight of the anus

The last of the Anus
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pm

Can't believe someone hasn't said this one:

Spideranus

(No, you said change the end of the title to the word anus! It works by your rules!)

Invasion of the Body Anus

Lord of the Anus: Fellowship of the Anus, The Two Anuses, The Return of the Anus

Star Anus: A New Anus, The Empire Strikes Anus, The Return of the Anus (like Lord of the Anus!), A Phantom Anus, Attack of the Anus, Revenge of the Anus

Kill Anus Volume I & II

Once Upon a Time in Anus
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:55 pm

The Anus
A cookie goes to the one who can name the origional title.
Still Alive.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:56 pm

Pirates of the Anus.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Anus.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Anus.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Anus. ( a must read! )
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Postby ken worley on Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:50 pm

I Am a Curious Anus...

A Clockwork Anus

A Stitch in Anus

The Neverending Anus

Angels With Dirty Anus

Miracle on 34th Anus

Once Upon a Time in the Old Anus

Paint Your Anus!

A Tree Grows in Anus

What's Eating Gilbert Anus

The Best Years of Our Anus
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:08 pm

EarthRise wrote:Lord of the Anus: Fellowship of the Anus, The Two Anuses, The Return of the Anus


One anus to rule them all, one anus to find them, one anus to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:02 pm

The Importance of Being Anus.
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:21 pm

alien vs anus

the prince's anus

robin hood men in anus

batman the dark anus
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm

Me, Myself, and Anus

Monster Anus

The Fantastic Anus

Angels in the Anus
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