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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:24 am

10,000 Thou shalt not take politics into account when deciding the fate of a cool thread.

9999 Thou shalt revive cool threads

9998 Thou shalt add commandments in a descending order from this one until the commandments reacheth zero, in which case thou shalt start from scratch, unless someone hath a better idea.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:06 am

9997 Thou Shalt never speak the plot of a movie in the hearing of someone who hast not seen it.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:57 pm

9996...THOU SHALT NOT WAIT TILL EVERY OTHER CAR AT A FOUR WAY STOP COMES TO A FULL AND COMPLETE HALT BEFORE TAKING YOUR RIGHTFUL TURN TO DRIVE THROUGH.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:01 pm

9995 Though shalt not wait till the last second to let everyone know you're careening towards a giant iceberg, even if your ship is said to be unsinkable...
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Postby The Good Reverend Roger on Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:30 pm

9994 Thou shalt not drive under the speed limit in the express lane.

9993 Thou shalt not kick habits whilst the nuns are still wearing them.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:37 pm

9992 Thou shalt preserve the order of this thread.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:35 pm

9991 Thou shalt not waste my time.

9990 Thou shalt not award thyself 15 points for striking a child with an automobile, they are only worth 10.

9989 Thou shalt not begin a quote to which thou doest not know the ending.
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Postby The Good Reverend Roger on Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:45 pm

9988: Rule #34. No exceptions.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:52 am

9987: Thou shalt not expect to claim thy donations on thy tax return this year if thou hath not maileth'd them before June 30.
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:49 am

9986: Thou shalt not leave religious pamphlets as your tip after meals.

9985: Thou shalt not talk on a cell phone while the waiter stands there waiting on you.

9984: Thou shalt not wear small bathing suits in public if thee are overweight.

9983: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.

9982: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.

9981: Thou shalt not make Die Hard sequals PG-13

9980: Thal shalt not put a portable hole inside another portable hole. (If you get this you're a huge nerd)
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:20 am

9979: Thou shalt praise ACME for selling the portable hole to the Coyote
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:42 am

9978 Thou shalt weareth ear plugs at a Motorhead concert!
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Postby capidosia on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:08 pm

9977 Thou shall not spit on Lemmie at a Motorhead concert (if thou doth value thine teeth)
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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Postby ken worley on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:39 pm

9976

IF THOU ART A TERRIBLE DRIVER, THOU SHALT PURCHASE A 'MINIVAN', THAT THE REST OF US MAY KNOWEST THINE MARK, AND AVOIDEST THEE.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:14 am

9975

(ooohh 75 that was a good year...er, 1775 I mean)

If thy be-est a Civil servant thow shalst hidest thine dullness under a bushell.
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