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Cigar and Herb Prayers

Postby Father Alex on Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:37 pm

Cigar Prayer

We give thanks to the Floating Spaghetti Monster
for this cigar and all cigars smoked and to be smoked
and ask of Him to bless this tobacco with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.

Weed Prayer

We take this herb in His good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this chronic and call us to destiny for
his cause. We smoke now, in faith. RAmen.

just some prayers that me and my friends drafted that we recite before each ceremonial partaking. :worship: :fsm_float:
Go in Pasta, my son, and may all your thoughts be Noodly and good, for He is always with us.
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Re: Cigar and Herb Prayers

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:27 pm

Father Alex wrote:Cigar Prayer

We give thanks to the Floating Spaghetti Monster
for this cigar and all cigars smoked and to be smoked
and ask of Him to bless this tobacco with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.

Weed Prayer

We take this herb in His good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this chronic and call us to destiny for
his cause. We smoke now, in faith. RAmen.

just some prayers that me and my friends drafted that we recite before each ceremonial partaking. :worship: :fsm_float:



Shame on you :x
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Postby ptz on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:49 pm

Father Alex wrote:
Cigar Prayer

We give thanks to the Floating Spaghetti Monster
for this cigar and all cigars smoked and to be smoked
and ask of Him to bless this tobacco with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.

Weed Prayer

We take this herb in His good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this chronic and call us to destiny for
his cause. We smoke now, in faith. RAmen.

just some prayers that me and my friends drafted that we recite before each ceremonial partaking.



Of all the things the fsm would bless and help you get closer to his this is not one :x


but this will


Pasta Prayer

We give thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
for this pasta and all the plates of pasta ate and to be eaten
and ask of Him to bless this pasta with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.

Ramen Prayer

We take this Ramen in his good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this Ramen and Fill our stomachs.
We eat now, in faith. RAmen.

Now isn't that better :)
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Re: Cigar and Herb Prayers

Postby wobastax on Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:45 am

hey hey hey... people, be nice to this fellow pasta brother... the all mighty FSM :worship: created marijuana and tobacco for a reason... if it was "unholy" or something to be "Ashamed of", the all mighty FSM wouldn't have created it. So stop hating a fellow brother and embrace the existence of Marijuana, i have, and it was the best decision of my life..

P.S... Weed makes you eat more pasta... not to mention smoking and then being a pirate.... or both, its all good :D
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