Father Alex wrote:
Cigar Prayer
We give thanks to the Floating Spaghetti Monster
for this cigar and all cigars smoked and to be smoked
and ask of Him to bless this tobacco with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.
Weed Prayer
We take this herb in His good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this chronic and call us to destiny for
his cause. We smoke now, in faith. RAmen.
just some prayers that me and my friends drafted that we recite before each ceremonial partaking.
Of all the things the fsm would bless and help you get closer to his this is not one
but this will
Pasta Prayer
We give thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
for this pasta and all the plates of pasta ate and to be eaten
and ask of Him to bless this pasta with his Noodly Appendage
that it might bring us closer to His Noodly holiness. RAmen.
Ramen Prayer
We take this Ramen in his good name,
that his Noodly Appendage may enter our minds
through this Ramen and Fill our stomachs.
We eat now, in faith. RAmen.
Now isn't that better
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