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Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:50 pm

...and now the Portsmouth News at Ten headlines, read by Trevor McBlack Bart

Dongggggg (sound of ship's bell instead of Big ben)

AARRRR...Heavy floodin in the South an West of England...a chance ta plunder further inland lads!

Dongggggg

"Green" Cap'n Smith sais: "I told ye so"

Dongggggg

"Killer Barnacles a hoax," claim Shellfish Police

Dongggggg

Missing Spitoones, is Oz Nick the Culprit?

Dongggggg

Turkey Basting craze and how to keep abreast of it.

Donnggggg

Cap'n Cronan back from holiday this week, panic buying of lifejackets in Portsmouth.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:03 pm

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DaveL upsets even more people without even tryin'
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:08 pm

Dongggggg

"Green" Cap'n Smith publishes proof of Global Warming after extensive research:

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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:20 pm

Dongggggg

Riot at the Admiral Benbow after Landlord refuses a lockin.

Dongggggg

Dave L spotted cuddling wench and its not Pirgella

Dongggggg

Cap'n Cronan is weird, official

Dongggggg

Black Bart creates another pointless thread, apathy ensues.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:27 pm

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Eunice O'Hare scores contract to model new swimsuit range. Brenda outraged.

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Big Ron unleashes his new big sausage - the M.M.R. (the Mega Meaty Ron)

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Piratica Football Club chase transfer deal with Vinnie Jones
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wig

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:32 pm

Donnngggg

UFO Terror alert as Walktheplank's wig blows accross Portsmouth harbour in a storm!
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Pipe

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:38 pm

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New Fish Head Stew Pipeline to Eastern Europe nears completion:

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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:05 pm

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"Oi bort em fair an skware" says Capn Oz_Nick after bein charged with theft of spittoons
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:39 am

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Bustlin Brian the Portsmouth plumber wins pipeline contract.
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Undies

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:43 pm

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Pirgella recognises her undies on that washing line and demands to know how "Green" Cap'n Smith got hold of em!
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:25 pm

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Pensioner makes shocking claim that The Black Spot helped her across the Road

Donnngggg

It was either me or the little Pink Dress explains Pirgella announcing her split with Dave L

Donnngggg

Capn'n Cronan spotted sailing up the Solent, Mayor orders the immediate evacuation of Portsmouth
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:26 pm

Donnngggg

It's stopped raining in England.

Donnngggg

Oh, it's started again.
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:33 am

Donnngggg

Big Ron announces half price sausage sale.

Donnngggg

Tiddles the cat named as Portsmouth citizen of the year.

Donnngggg

And now for some good news Cap'n Cronan lost at sea
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Staff

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:38 am

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Simpsons Movie website allows you to create your own Simpsons Avatar

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Staff outing drinking binge shame of British workers:

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Beijing

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:01 pm

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Captain Cronan flies in from Beijing:

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