FSM Discussion

by **DaveL** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:05 am

YArrrrrr...

Okey dokey lads. September 20 is fast approachin'. So if everyone else is going to talk like us, then Oi suggests we attempt to reciprocate. So in yer best Queens English, Oi suggest yer start attemptin to say sumthin completely plummy and normal.

Is anyone here fluent in Landlubber-ese?

by **walktheplank** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:49 am

It was a day to behold with the sun disappearing behind the hills on the horizon as I walked down the quaint cobbled street to where my vessel was moored in the quaint harbour.

My fine bodied crew were in good heart, having had a splendid night in a local hostelry where they shared some good ale with a selection of perfectly formed attractive young ladies.

"Hello my fine crew, how are we all on this beautiful day"

"Arrgh Cap'n, what ye on about"

Hmm I thought talking like a landlubber is going to take time to perfect.

by **DaveL** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:51 pm

Argghhh...ooopps sorry - not on this thread.

'My word, there appears to be a nice breeze looming. Can you please hoist the mainsail good fellow?'

by **The Black Spot** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:12 pm

Why, how utterly charming.

This would seem an ideal place for a gentleman such as I to post.

Now, where did I put that nut yoghurt?

by **black bart** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:20 pm

Pray, unhand me you brute or I shall take the necessary action to divest myself of your unruly personage. Care for some Nut Yoghurt?

by **The Black Spot** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:27 pm

Oh, you can be such a surly one, Bart.

Are there no delightful pirate wenches here that I can exchange my own brand of twee messages with?

by **black bart** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:32 pm

I do hear from certain quarters that there is a lady of good repute in the Portsmouth area...I fear I am yet to meet her though, haw haw haw.

by **The Black Spot** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:36 pm

Oh dear. <shrug>

Now, I simply must have a cup of piping hot bathwater.

by **black bart** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:41 pm

Yes indeed Mr Spot...that's about as near to Water as the eponymous Landlubber ought to get!

by **tanguerra** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:48 pm

Good morning gentlemen. I have been trying to get into practice in preparation for tomorrow. I have been trying out a few key phrases wot (er) which I believe are popular with lubbers.

- You shall be hearing from my solicitor my good man.
- If you don't stop using that sort of language I shall be forced to summon a policeman
- Oh no thank you I could not possibly fit in another cucumber sandwich
- Thank you kind sir. It's not often one sees manners like that in the young these days.

by **Dan(da haole guy)** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:38 pm

Wot ho! my dear sir, with all due respect to your rank and demeanor, i would suggest to you that perhaps the flagon of best bitter that you are even now quaffing is, indeed, mine own...but, no matter, we are all good fellows well met, are we not?

(OW! OW! OW! my face hurts!! :fsm_yarr:

)

by **tanguerra** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:19 pm

Har har!

Pip pip old bean. Lovely weather we've been having lately, don't you agree?

by **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:32 pm

I fail to see how this differs from my normal speech patterns.

by **tanguerra** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:(OW! OW! OW! my face hurts!! )

Har! Dan I understands! Aloha matey!

Tryin' to talk without curlin' me top lip nor showing me incisors be about to give me a cramp!

by **Dan(da haole guy)** on Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:15 pm

ARR-oha..*oops*..p'raps milady's elegant fan would be an appropriate..ahh..buffer twixt top lip/incisors and the delicate ears of your enthralled listeners?

(OW!OW!OW! now my dignity hurts as well! :fsm_yarr:

)

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