Spreading the Word in Pamphlet Form!!!

Discuss ways to spread the Word and bring His Noodly Appendage to everybody.

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Postby Capellini on Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:57 pm

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Postby ke_mikiao on Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:42 am

DD, listen carefully....

slowly put yourself into reverse and back slowly down the wall....dont try to U turn, just go in reverse





WATCH OUT FOR THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:13 pm

I have printed several pamphlets, and given one to my teachers, friends, etc.
(etcetera! now that's classy!) They have finagled me a Pastafarian friend,
and my teachers and my etc., and they got a kick out of it. I think it's pure
genius (despite the lack of our definition of heaven). Keep up the great work!

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Postby Omnieiunium on Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 pm

I should start printing these out and giving them to people. Problem is is that I don't have a colour printer. Oh well.
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:47 pm

You don't need a colour (yes, I'm a Canadian) printer. Ture, the almighty FSM does look better in colour, but that is about the only thing on it that isn't black+white. So print, print ye knave, and spread the most devine word...

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Postby backstabb on Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:21 pm

odd, the page seems to be down...
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delayed reaction.

Postby lei on Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:48 pm

hey mateys, sorry i'm still catching up, recovering from surgery and painkillers and such, i missed the whole pamphlet thing.

Trotsky311 and friend -- you guys totally ROCK. that pic had me and hubby laughing SO hard. sitting there looking so serious, but also looking oddly like jay and silent bob...

awesome.

love you all.

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edited to delete something about broken links. thanks to the open letter page i now have pamphlets ready for the next sunday knock on the door trying to save me. for once i can't wait!
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Postby Duke on Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:22 am

The pamphlet has been an indispensable tool in my wanderings of the desert that they call the Big Island, converting as much as possible. I praise the creators of that beauty.


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Postby Tickle on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:33 pm

Every time I click on the link it says "page cannot be displayed". What should I do?! I fell so empty and pamphletless...
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Postby Alpaca on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:40 pm

Use toasterhead's PDF links a little bit down the first page.
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Postby Tickle on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:50 pm

I can see it, and it is good! Giving those out will be much easier than explaining our religion. If only I had seen it sooner...
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Postby Duke on Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:18 am

Yes, they are very handy, and they take much of the load off of the proselytizer.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Latentk on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:36 pm

Link is broken, can anyone toss up a mirror?
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Postby SiX on Sat May 27, 2006 2:26 pm

I can put these in PDF format if you'd like. just let me know.
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Postby Cap on Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:15 am

I've tried both the .pdf and the first links. Niether are working for me.
Maybe my comps just being stupid. My comp likes to be that way, so i guess its not any big suprise...

Is their any other places where I might find a link?
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