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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:42 am

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:44 am

You owe me for all the seconds of my life that first vid took away.
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Postby Darth Zombie on Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:24 pm

Uh, yeah.
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:33 pm

You all owe me for the first one, cos you made me curious as to how bad it actually was.

The Scary Mary one I liked.

As for the 3rd one--I liked the prisoners doing the thriller dance vid better.

Anyone who hated the movie Flashdance as much as I did will probably like this Aussie beer ad.

And if that British Airways ad where all the people made that face impressed you, then you'll love this other beer ad by the same company.

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Postby black bart on Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:51 pm

'Machadaynu' was from an excellent UK comedy called "Look Around You" which was taking the p out of such TV programmes as "Tomorrows World" which I grew up with. Tomorrows World featured science, inventions and innovations of the future, hardly any of which ever made it into everyday life.

If you can find it, take a look at 'The Mighty Boosh' which is on our screens at the moment.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:25 pm

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rainswept wrote:You owe me for all the seconds of my life that first vid took away.

Oh, c'mon, admit it...You've been humming "Machadaynu" in your head ever since...
Besides, it's better than anything on network television.
(not a raving praise, I'll admit, but still...)

Anyway, if literature is more to your liking, try this one.


You Make Me Touch Your Hands For STUPID Reasons!!!


(Give the mp3 part a moment to load)
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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:55 am

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Postby ken worley on Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:54 am

I come in the name of jesus, bitch!


I have been on this site all morning, laughing my ass off.
(10 most misleadingly advertised products was a hoot, 'specially the pasta pot one on the second page.)
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:23 am

Where is this "Earf" that Jesus rules?
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:24 pm

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This was one of the Tonight Show Headlines... Who the hell designed this candy dish where you reach into santa's pants to find the candy??
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Postby ken worley on Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:38 pm

Well, maybe the idea is to keep people from taking too many...Ya know, they don't want to dig down there too deep, and come up with a handful of tiny red genitals.
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:55 am

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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:20 am

Here's a product whose time has come...

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:46 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Here's a product whose time has come...

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Hmm... Maybe it's just me who has a dead link, but it certainly seems that way.

Here's a little belated christmas gem.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:35 pm

St John the Blasphemist wrote:Maybe it's just me who has a dead link, but it certainly seems that way.


Sorry about that: The image was there when I first posted; now it won't link. Try this. Image
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