The Best of Pirates - Year 2

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black bart
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beard

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:48 pm

Auntie b said:

YARR! Bartie ... ye be a bloke .


So be you Auntie...er, I mean ye has a fine womanly beard! :?
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:25 am

ARGH!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:39 pm

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Carry on...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:30 pm

^^ whot he said
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:22 am

My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Recruit

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:19 am

Arrrrrr...I dug out this gem from the Archives:

The New Recruit

YYYAAARRRRR I was givin a new recruit the lowdown on bein a pirate t'other day. He were a young lad of obout 12 what we pressed ganged as he came out of Scouts (they be handy them scouting lads...none o me crew can tie a knot between em!).

I sits im down in me cabin and let im ave a stroke of me parrot 'Ugly Jim'. I pours im a Tankard o grog to calm is nerves and I starts givin im me usual spiel.

'As ye got over the blow to the head yet?...the double vision will go when we're out on the open ocean (just in time for the sea sickness to kick in). I sees ye's got all yer legs, arms an eyes, well don't worry ye'll soon fit in with the rest of us...there be shark wrestlin every Wednesday, general swashbucklin in a Spanish Port once week (weather permitting), Keel Hauling for beginners every Monday and Cutlass practise every evening after Fish Head Stew. Ye'll be risin through the ranks in no time at all me hearty. Just like me First Mate Jeremiah...he started life as a Bilge Scrubber like yerself and look at him now...'

...at that moment Jeremiah happened to be standin guard at me cabin door...I say standin, he as a bit of list to starboard since that grape shot blew most of his right side off, his eyes be sharp though, I say eyes, I means eye...an that eye was moved up onto his forehead when he got hit by a fallin mast...YYARRR he be really good with his hand though...tis amazen what he can do with only the one finger and alf a thumb...

I heard a splash...I don't know what came over the lad, just when I was gettin goin with me motivational talk...he jumped out of the porthole!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby anthrobabe » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:37 pm

so this be tha reason wet, scared and cold cabin boys be showing up in the harbor---- we keeps fishen em out and puttin em to works doin various things-- like diggin holes and fillin holes and such

keep 'em commin thar captain!
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Re: Recruit

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:41 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrrrr....

I heard a splash...I don't know what came over the lad, just when I was gettin goin with me motivational talk...he jumped out of the porthole!



...*sob*... Oi lose all me cabin bouys that way....
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Quarter

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:21 am

On the positive side though me hearties...

Jeremiah has just been promoted to Quartermaster...seein as there be only a quarter of him left!
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:50 am

Which quarter?
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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black bart
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quarter

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:23 am

Silly wench!
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Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:50 am

YAaarrrr...

Oi'd be goin for the drumstick and thigh. That be the best quarter ye can get.
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Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Postby akutheparrot » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:44 am

Good news for the environment, all these new pirates off Somalia. This must surely mean that global warming is cooling!

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Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:01 am

No!
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Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Postby Dbob bob » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:24 am

i like eye patches. there fun coz if u put 2 on u go blind :twisted:


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