FSM Discussion

by **Moral Minority** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:44 pm

The game works like this:

One poster makes a wish and writes it down.

The other poster grants that wish, but in such a way that the wish backfires.

Example:
Poster # 1:
I wish for a seal.

Poster #2: Granted. Your seal comes with a chainsaw and it hacks your head off.

I wish for universal peace.

Poster # 3:
Granted. Unfortunately, universal peace comes at the price of sex being banned. Everybody then goes mad from frustration.

I wish I was of the opposite gender.

Clear?

Let me start:

I wish I was an only child.

by **Draconic** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:28 pm

Granted, however your other siblings have now become tumors on your face.

I wish for something horrible to happen to me.

by **Dr Dagger** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:50 pm

Granted. Something horrible has happened to you.

I wish that from now on everything will be perfect for me and change as I change to be the same as my view of perfection exactly.

by **Draconic** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:56 pm

Granted. You are now perfect. However, some of your views of perfection are contradicting, so you have now exploded.

I wish for one dollar in my hand. It is your average dollar, with no feces or spikes or whatever.

by **Dr Dagger** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:01 pm

Granted. It is a normal alien dollar, apart from it doesn't have the spikes. As this means it is not normal so there is a contradiction and it explodes with enough force to kill you.

I wish that the person who answers this will die in three days unless they grant my first wish with no complications.

by **Rainswept** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:17 pm

Granted. Those three days will come in the year 2099.

I wish the beer in my beer volcano in heaven would change flavors to whatever I'm in the mood for right then.

Website · by **~NoodleDemon~** on Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:43 pm

Granted. You will always be in the mood for gay sex, however.

I wish for a pony.

by **ken worley** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:09 am

Granted. You have a pony.
It will always be in the mood for gay sex, however.

I wish I could always get 8 uninterrupted hours of peaceful sleep every night.

by **PantyGnawer** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:20 am

Your 8 hours of sleep are granted, but they will be filled with nighmarishly hellish dreams about Cap, and not the nighmarishly hellish dreams about Cap that you actually enjoy.

I wish to be pretty again.

by **lordpunkmonk** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:40 am

granted you are pretty again but you are now terribly shallow

I wish for the proponents intelligent design to stop being problamatic

by **ken worley** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:09 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:granted you are pretty again but you are now terribly shallow

I wish for the proponents intelligent design to stop being problamatic

Granted.

The ID folks and their flaws are now gone.

Unfortunately, you accidentally poke out your eyes on the corner of your bathroom mirror.

by **Rainswept** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:28 am

^ needs to make a wish.

by **ken worley** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:29 am

I wish rainswept wasn't so goddamned pushy.

by **Moral Minority** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:13 am

Granted. His position as forum pushy dude has been taken by yours truly who pushes www.ratemypoo.com on all of you.

I wish www.goatse.ch would be reinstated.

by **lordpunkmonk** on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:20 am

granted goatse has been reinstated until you link to it

I wish that the person who grants my wish will die imeadiatly after granting it.

FSM Discussion

Corrupt a wish.

Corrupt a wish.

Who is online