I am from the Seventh Helping Orthodox Church of the FSM.
You have not read the gospel of our lord properly and have not lived in his word until you've read it on sheets of dried pasta, penned in tomato paste.
I demand an orthodox copy be produced immediately.
i want either that hardback copy, which i couldn't find, or a pocket sized "bible style" one, so i could buy lots and hand them out like those annoying religious people; cept that i would talk to people about it before hand instead of just pushing them on people.
His Noodly Appendage has touched a person in Estonia! The almighty FSM is organizing the internets tubes so that eBay would send me one (hardcover) within a week.
I await to be (officialy) enlightened.
I got my copy today in my local BORDERS store. I was looking through the religious section and could not find it anywhere, so I had to go to the counter to ask if they had it. The man laughed at me and told me it was in the humour section. So that has annoyed me, however reading about his great noodliness has pleased me greatly.