Where the pitbulls and bisons roam...

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Where the pitbulls and bisons roam...

Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:40 pm

YArrrrr...

The pitbull. A frightfully delightful creature and completely harmless, so we hear. Almost as excitin as Bisons.

We pirates loves 'em...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:41 pm

Yarr, the bison be a froightenin' soight, especkley when ye hear aboot their seekin' abilities when ye drink A2 milk.

Oi'm a good friend o' the bison King, King Bisonbison. 'Ere 'e is in this pickachure:
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(Partly because oi stole it from the blaggard! Dun tell 'im!)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:03 pm

Believe it or not, the following is a grammatical sentence (which may not be properly appreciated by the Pirates reading it).

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo [bison from Buffalo, NY] Buffalo buffalo buffalo [that other bison from Buffalo, NY pick on] buffalo Buffalo buffalo [pick on other bison from Buffalo NY].
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Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:45 pm

YArrrrr...

Strap some horns on him, Oi reckon he'd pass for a Bison...

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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:20 am

Arrr. Ye may 'ave 'eard ov thee feersum Jackalope wot inhabbits these parrrts. But nuffink be moor feersum than the Pit Bison! Hit be small, but a deadlie henemy wen crossed; even thee coorajus Lakota shunned hit.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:21 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Believe it or not, the following is a grammatical sentence (which may not be properly appreciated by the Pirates reading it).

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo [bison from Buffalo, NY] Buffalo buffalo buffalo [that other bison from Buffalo, NY pick on] buffalo Buffalo buffalo [pick on other bison from Buffalo NY].



Damn you RRR! :x

I was headed here explicitly to mention that, and I'm pretty sure that you heard it from me.

I'll have to resort to my backup.

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".


Okay, that was terrible and I apologize.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:18 am

PirateGuy wrote:Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".

Sounds like an African joke I heard. It was about a Queen.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:14 pm

YArrrrrr...

That bloke Tonto must have excellent hearing.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:18 pm

Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her calf when sending him off to school?

A: Bye son.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:11 pm

Name a famous Bison rap song?

Bise Bise Baby by Vanilla Bise
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:05 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
PirateGuy wrote:Tonto and the Lone Ranger were hunting buffalo on the range, but were having no luck. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Tonto why don't you do that trick where you listen for the Buffalo?". Tonto grunts, nods, and steps down off his horse. He places his ear to the ground for a moment. He gets up and says "Buffalo come".

The Lone Ranger says, "Thats just amazing, how do you do that". Tonto rubs his ear and replies, "Sticky".

Sounds like an African joke I heard. It was about a Queen.

BOW!

Get it yet?
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Queen

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:05 am

Are ye referin to 'The African Queen':

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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:27 am

YArrrrr...

When Oi was werkin with the Corsairs off the Barbary Coast, they used to call me that. Oi haves no idea why.
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Pink

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:31 am

Was ye wearin yer pink trousers and yer Spanish Helmet?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:50 am

Yarr, ye daft blaggards. Oi be referencin' te Cap, 'cause this 'ere thread be makin' fun o' 'er!
(Just a wee widdle joke, Cap. No need te smoite me or anyfin'.)

Look at whut it says unnerneat' 'er name!
Your Personal African Queen: BOW!


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