This is a song given to me by one who is unable to join these forums. The song he did request I post here follows ...
http://www.archive.org/details/NoodlyAppendage
Noodly Appendage
by Hoss
I shrink in size
Held down for a moment
Then the noodle’s gone
Meatball dreams
Bulging, crabby eyes
A stripper factory
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Friday grog
Pasta boils in water
Pirates sail the seas
Evolution
Denies His Saucy Spirit’s scent of basil leaves
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Now, don’t hang on
Let his noodle touch you and away he flies
Beer volcanoes
Wenches, pirate duds, a patch over one eye
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
(All we are is Pastafarians)
Noodly Appendage (Everyone’s a Pastafarian)
Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
I think it's quite good myself