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Postby EarthRise on Sat May 31, 2008 10:53 am

[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat May 31, 2008 2:28 pm

O.K. maybe I'm not narcissistic enough, this is weird. Although some of them are kinda cool, some disturbing (c'mon guys I'm not even 50 yet!) And no RRR I wasn't referring to your list (you and Earthrise have come up with some good ones). As for Omnivore Apologist; I have not, nor will I ever apologize for eating tasty dead critters. Sin. WoE.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 31, 2008 2:31 pm

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 31, 2008 5:24 pm

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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:10 am

Warlord of Elephants wrote:(c'mon guys I'm not even 50 yet!)


What's that in elephant years?
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Postby DancingKitty on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:49 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:O.K. maybe I'm not narcissistic enough, this is weird. Although some of them are kinda cool, some disturbing (c'mon guys I'm not even 50 yet!) Sin. WoE.


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Postby Rainswept on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Rocking Chair Enthusiast


Um... He's an elephant... Wouldn't that be more like Destroyer of Rocking chairs?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:20 am

They can make rocking chairs to accomodate greater weight.

"I thank you for the hospitality of you rocking chair. I'm old and demented and must rock back and forth to sooth myself."
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:56 pm

Squashing irritating things soothes me.... Not rocking back and forth; unless it is necessary to squash whatever (or whomever) is irritating me. Sin. WoE.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:35 pm

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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:45 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:Squashing irritating things soothes me.... Not rocking back and forth; unless it is necessary to squash whatever (or whomever) is irritating me. Sin. WoE.


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Postby farfalla on Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:00 am

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:10 am

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Postby ken worley on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:46 am

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:00 am

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