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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun May 18, 2008 3:14 am

You just crossed the line into seriously creepy, dude.

It goes:

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Postby Moral Minority on Sun May 18, 2008 3:43 am

Wake up people at 6 am in order to give them a pamphlet with a question mark. When they note that, tell them that you are an agnostic.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun May 18, 2008 3:47 am

Taidje Khan wrote:You just crossed the line into seriously creepy, dude.

It goes:

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Funny
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Amusing
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Tolerable
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Unfunny
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Awkward
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Slightly Creepy
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Seriously Creepy
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Mark Chmura



Ye hasint reeded everyfing I rightid yit . Oi creeped meseff owt yeers ago m8 .
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 7:12 pm

fixing my mess
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Postby ken worley on Sun May 25, 2008 8:42 am

#4195

One of my favorite phoenix parking-lot pastimes.

I go up to bored, antsy, hot-and-miserable young children, trapped-in-waiting by their gossiping parents.

I point to distant pine trees, and say,
"Do you know what kind of trees those are?"


...and they say, "YEAH!! PINE trees!!",
and I say, "shhhhhhhhh....." (cause we don't want mommy to hear us.)


And then I say, "Well you should sneak over there and pick yourself a nice, juicy, cool, refreshing PINEAPPLE!"


It teaches kids two very valuable lessons.

1. The curious way that the clear desert air makes very distant objects appear close-by.

2.Not to trust strange people in carparks.





Then I like to go over to rainswept's apt., and poke blind people in the eyes with pointy sticks.

As he says, "Let them perform a useful function in society, as entertainment, if nothing else....And besides, they're already blind....It's not like their eyes can get any more damaged."


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 26, 2008 2:00 am

I walk past random strangers and give them advice on being a nicer person.
Unfortunately, I only have three lessons of advice.
1. Brush your teeth twice a day.
2. Be kind to your elders.
3. Eat your green vegetables.
4. Stay away from strangers who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to pick pineapples from pine trees.

Okay, I made the last one up. But eventually, I get bored of telling the same lessons, so I combine them, with amusing outcomes.
1. Be kind to your green vegetables.
2. Brush your elders until they turn green.
3. Eat your elders.
4. Be kind to your teeth.
5. Stay away from elderly people who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to brush your teeth with green vegetables.

It has its moments, being an advisor.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue May 27, 2008 9:13 am

Save kittens!
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Postby hazza on Fri May 30, 2008 6:41 pm

SpaghettiSawUs wrote:Try to smell the blueness of the sky.


I'm synesthetic, and I do that on a regular basis!
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:07 pm

Play rock paper sci with your self tsay that your left hand cheated
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:09 pm

Creating the meanest practical jokes ever

a shining examplewould be my classic burning pipe chrashing throu window in the middle of the night
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:29 am

Seriously plot world domination.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:47 pm

panit strips on water
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:32 pm

translate Dr. M

he meant "paint stripes on water"
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:16 pm

Here's a fun thing that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.

Go downtown (preferably to an artsy part of downtown) and meander around.

Be friendly, courteous, and kind to everyone. Genuinely.

Smile at people, notice when someone is coming toward you and make sure to give them ample room to pass, make sure you tell the shopkeepers to have a good day (again, be genuine). If you notive a hazard, a spill, a fallen product, either fix it, or gently let an employee know..."I just thought you might want to know that your walking stick display almost fell over when I opened the door. I don't want anything to happen to them."

You will be amazed. You will contribute both to your own happiness and to that of others.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:18 pm

Go door to door selling firewood in alantis
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