Celebrity Pastafarians

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby HeathenPastafarian » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:12 pm

Johnny Depp seems like the obvious choice. We already know he makes a good pirate....how about Keith Richards? Though by the time we get him converted he might kick the bucket. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:25 pm

Hey , I was on nashun wide tellie back in the 90's , I was also all over the BC news 9 years ago fer an entire week ,does that count ?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby BenDover » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:29 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Hey , I was on nashun wide tellie back in the 90's , I was also all over the BC news 9 years ago fer an entire week ,does that count ?


I'm not sure. Does anyone like you? And what were you on for?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:08 pm

Me landlady was a producer for a CBC show called Venture , she forced me to tell a joke .
The other time I was living in Vancouver (think Seattle with all the rain an such ) , got caught in thee lowlands , flood dun shorted out the electrical system . As the water rose to chest deep , people gathered above the embankment with their cameras out as a kindly soul towed me out .

Being Canucks , weather is news fer us , so this flood made it's way to each and every news station in the damn province and across the effing country showing me as well as another dozen or so people that took their vehicles for a thorough wash .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Hobbes » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:07 am

We need the talent of Jack Black. What better way to spread the word than through an actor/rock star.

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:06 am

Hobbes wrote:We need the talent of Jack Black. What better way to spread the word than through an actor/rock star.


Good point, but what does that have to do with Jack Black?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:35 am

tenacious D is an OK band but he is going to be in kung fu panda which I will not be going to see
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:19 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:tenacious D is an OK band but he is going to be in kung fu panda which I will not be going to see



I disagree.

Jack Black makes me want to punch babies.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby BenDover » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:08 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:tenacious D is an OK band but he is going to be in kung fu panda which I will not be going to see



I disagree.

Jack Black makes me want to punch babies.


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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby HeathenPastafarian » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:29 pm

BenDover wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:tenacious D is an OK band but he is going to be in kung fu panda which I will not be going to see



I disagree.

Jack Black makes me want to punch babies.


Dear God!!! It's the face that makes me punch infants!!


I don't care for Jack Black or Tenacious D, but I love the song "The Metal" by them off of Guitar Hero III......"Punk Rock tried to kill the metal but the metal will live on".......simple yet elegant.
-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby BenDover » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:44 pm

I think actually, Jack Black would be almost expected to be Pastafarian. Isn't he athiest? People wouldn't care. He's too much of a goof for anyone to take him seriously. I think it should still be Johnny Depp.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Josh M » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:21 am

Johnny Depp for sure, maybe Jack Black if it is possible (if you don't like him too bad it's still good publicity) and perhaps someone like Lewis Black. If we can get comedians to tell jokes in favor of Pastafarianism then that would bring about a lot more people then expected, after all everyone loves comedians.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby yargh ye landlubbers » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:26 pm

I believe we should convert Seth Rogen. He is an up and coming actor who is hilarious, and i was just watching knocked up the other night when he said that he eats a lot of spaghetti (when talking about how he survives on 10 grand).
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:04 am

Josh M wrote:If we can get comedians to tell jokes in favor of Pastafarianism then that would bring about a lot more people then expected, after all everyone loves comedians.


I actually just wrote to some semi-famous comedians, Mike Birbiglia, Dave Attell, and Mitch Fatel, asking them to join up. So I'll see how that goes.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Josh M » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:20 pm

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:
Josh M wrote:If we can get comedians to tell jokes in favor of Pastafarianism then that would bring about a lot more people then expected, after all everyone loves comedians.


I actually just wrote to some semi-famous comedians, Mike Birbiglia, Dave Attell, and Mitch Fatel, asking them to join up. So I'll see how that goes.


Great, this will really help our publicity, thanks!
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
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