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Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:27 pm

--wherein we have an epic battle.

Here's how it works: We attack each other, using roleplaying asterisks (for example: *punches Taidje Khan in the face*)
You can chat, but any actions taken have to be indicated by asterisks.

You can only attack someone who has posted recently.

You can use any means of attack or defense, or any laughable manouevre of any sort.


*assumes battle stance*

*waits for inevitable RRR post*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:29 pm

*drops a 16 ton anti-reincarnation weight on Zankou, killing him instantly*

Well, that was fun.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:33 pm

*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*

I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.


*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:38 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*

I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.


*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*


Rulebreaker. You shove a sword AT my abdomen.

*sword breaks against unbreakable body armor*

*drinks potion of ultimate permanent invincibility*

*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*

EDIT *bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:47 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*

I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.


*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*


Rulebreaker. You shove a sword AT my abdomen.

*sword breaks against unbreakable body armor*

*drinks potion of ultimate permanent invincibility*

*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*

EDIT *bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*


That's not what supersede means.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/supersede
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/supersede


*The epic FAIL caused by RRR's previous post causes a rip in the time space contuinuum, which in turn causes the noe linguistically useless bomb to wink out of existence.*


*Zankou laughs and fires a RRR seeking missile that has been cursed with an anti-escape charm, thus negating any attempt to escape it, and an anti-blocking charm.*

*Zankou simultaneously sets fire to a molotov cocktail and lobs it in the general direction of RRR*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:51 pm

(transitive) Displace in favour of another.

In other words, cannot be retroactively prevented by the use of another spell. Or a rip in the space-time continuum.

You're dead. Your post means naught.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:52 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:(transitive) Displace in favour of another.

In other words, cannot be retroactively prevented by the use of another spell. Or a rip in the space-time continuum.

You're dead. Your post means naught.


Oh. Well, since it is a bomb, and not a guided missile...


*simply steps out of the way*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:57 pm

What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?

Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:06 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?

Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?


Fine then.

The Triforce(from which I get all my powers) does not grant me the ability to cast spells, but instead allows me to exert limited control over the universe. This has been the case since i created the idea, not a last minute change.

As such, the ability to "fly" is not a spell, but an active power of mine, as is the ability to make barriers, fireballs, lightning bolts, etcetera. So,

*places a protective barrier around himself, flies away at a speed greater than that of sound(assuming the missile chases me?) and hides in the center of the sun. The magical energy of the spells you placed on the missile is negated by the nuclear fusion reaction in the sun, since it is not a form of attack or defence, merely a reaction. Thus, the missile is destroyed by the sun. A small piece hits him, and immediately explodes. He is wounded slightly, but repairs teh damge with magical powers*

Is that sufficient?


*flies over, grabs RRR, and flies off in the direction of the sun, with RRR in tow*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:11 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?

Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?


Quoting myself again.

Target=Zankou, as was previously mentioned.

Bomb cannot be blocked, stopped OR OTHERWISE PREVENTED FROM HITTING TARGET AND EXPLODING!

And preventing an attack from succeeding = defense.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:12 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?

Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?


Quoting myself again.

Target=Zankou, as was previously mentioned.

Bomb cannot be blocked, stopped OR OTHERWISE PREVENTED FROM HITTING TARGET AND EXPLODING!

And preventing an attack from succeeding = defense.

It hit me, and exploded. It was just terribly weakened.

*places a protective barrier around himself, flies away at a speed greater than that of sound(assuming the missile chases me?) and hides in the center of the sun. The magical energy of the spells you placed on the missile is negated by the nuclear fusion reaction in the sun, since it is not a form of attack or defence, merely a reaction. Thus, the missile is destroyed by the sun. A small piece hits him, and immediately explodes. He is wounded slightly, but repairs teh damge with magical powers*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ken worley on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:16 pm

*ignores thread studiously*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:17 pm

ken worley wrote:*ignores thread studiously*

You just posted, we can attack you.

yay!
--Zankou II

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:18 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*


Running away = defending yourself from something aimed at you

Protective barrier = defense

Hiding = defense

Doing anything to prevent getting killed = defense


Give it up.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:23 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*


Running away = defending yourself from something aimed at you

Protective barrier = defense

Hiding = defense

Doing anything to prevent getting killed = defense


Give it up.

Fine.


*re-incarnates*
(it's been pre-established that I cna do this, by virtue of the Triforce)

*laughs his ass off*

Now, seriously, please limit yourself to plausible things, and not contrive massively magical weapons of mass destruction, so as not to undermine the purpose of the game. It's funny, but it's not even as plausible as lightning bolts.

Also, the purpose is not to kill each other. It's similar to an epic fencing match.


*grabs RRR and flies toward the sun*
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