FSM's take on vegetarians

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Postby Mean Man on Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:47 am

I wanted to see a spoiler so I clicked on this link. Very intricate stuff here indeed! :twisted:
I SAW THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!!!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:24 pm

Yes, we're generally people who like to stick to the topic :wink:

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Postby Clifford on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:01 pm

anthrobabe wrote:I'm a vegiepastafarian and I'm the terror of the seas round here
in fact drop yer mainsail and turn around and look behine you
yes that's my ship
now stand to and prepare to be boarded


AARRRGGGGHHH! :fsm_yarr: Fire the meatballs!
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Postby Andy on Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:33 am

phew... i was wondering this too because i'm a vegetarian aswell.
:o

Seems to be a great deal of vegetarian pastafarians!
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VEGETARIAN BUCCANEERS ABOUND

Postby Siam Buccaneer on Mon May 19, 2008 2:31 am

We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's “aaarâ€￾ instead of the Frenchman François le Clerc's “aaare'â€￾. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.
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Postby KC Observer on Mon May 19, 2008 9:16 am

Hey - NO SCHISMS!!!! :x

All Pasta is good (except anything lableled "Chef Boy-Ardee") in FSM's sight. Doesn't have to have meatballs, sausage, meat sauce, etc. on it.
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Postby Clifford on Wed May 21, 2008 3:32 am

^^ wisdom in its entirity
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Re: VEGETARIAN BUCCANEERS ABOUND

Postby GreenRain22 on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:21 pm

Siam Buccaneer wrote:We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's “aaar� instead of the Frenchman François le Clerc's “aaare'�. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.


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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby fueledbycoffee on Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:48 pm

Well, seen as how you can have veggie meatballs, or none at all, I can't see their being a problem. I'm a vegetarian, and I eat spaghetti all the time. Like, once a day, at least. My meatless spaghetti is boss.
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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby davec959 on Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:54 pm

I'm so glad to find such a tolerant belief system. According to a radio program I was listening to the other day, I am apparently an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. I've been hiding this almost all my life since February when I quit eating beef, pork and chicken. But now I feel that I'm embraced in the warm marinariness of noodly love and I can finally publically admit that I'm an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. It's so good to finally be out of the pantry.
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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby nicci :) on Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:46 pm

Another vegetarian :) :roll: ovo lacto pesca? Hmmmm I eat feta sooo I'm lacto I guess. Oh and honey... er... lacto meli vegetarian?

Leaves the door open for chocolate at least :)
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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby uptheblues on Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:32 am

I don't be killing nowt but the blaggards who won't be boarded, me hearties.

Vegepastafarian for me, whatever-pastafarian for everyone else.

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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby ToddSparks on Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:42 pm

What about Paleo dieters ?
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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:55 pm

ToddSparks wrote:What about Paleo dieters ?


Maybe on Fridays you can eat spaghetti squash, or if you'd rather have meat, you can cook it until it falls apart into stringy bits and serve it up with some tomato sauce. Or alfredo. Or whatever you want.

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Re: FSM's take on vegetarians

Postby Temp0ral on Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:13 pm

ToddSparks wrote:What about Paleo dieters ?

Where are you buying your dinosaur meat? I find it hard to come by.
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