Oi wuz juss wunnerin' , oi put a pare ove socks inna washing contrapshun an et spit owt two leff wuns . Wot witchery is dis ? Sumwun dun has two roight socks nows !
Remembering St. John Remembering Auntie DeeDee Remembering times of innocence
Duz ye nose enny pyrates wot jes ave thee roight leg, an moight ave swiched soks on ye t'git rid ov thee wuns they no longer kneeds? (Get it -- "knee"ds! Har!) Wivout that Detecktiv Turrrdiloams on thee case (oi eard as 'e be bizzy wiv a Case ov Grog at thee mo -- har har har) ye 'as ter starrrt sloothin on yer oan.
Now now, wee lad. Ye know whut 'appends hwen ye temper gits houtta 'and. How about ye pop over ta me Crows Nest an' we'll talk tings out over a cup ove boilin' rum.
pssst Mad Will: oi's 'eard that Auntie has sum rum-bottil cozees an cutlass cozees an parrit cozees wot look *suspishusly* loike ryghte-foot sox. An she be braggin habowt 'er noo day-core, two, sos' theyre moight be sumfink t'thee roomer...