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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Phlebas on Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:41 am

Avast!!!

How about Moby? I mean he already has the shirt.

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby A.L. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:45 am

Too bad Walter Matthau's dead. He was a way better pirate than Johnny Depp....

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby MeatballEucharist on Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:50 pm

WE need a smoken hot chick to wear a FSM shirt. But not a dumb one...perhaps a musican.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby damngoths on Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:23 pm

we gotta try and convert Anonymous, they will be our greatest help. ANONYMOUS HELP OUR CAUSE
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Phlebas on Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:52 am

Nope, I'm with Meatball. Smokin' hot chicks is the way to go.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Cardinal Fang on Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:44 am

damngoths wrote:we gotta try and convert Anonymous, they will be our greatest help. ANONYMOUS HELP OUR CAUSE


The problem being Anaonymous is not one person or even a cohesive whole. I'm sure we could get individual Anons

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:02 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:
damngoths wrote:we gotta try and convert Anonymous, they will be our greatest help. ANONYMOUS HELP OUR CAUSE


The problem being Anaonymous is not one person or even a cohesive whole. I'm sure we could get individual Anons

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:16 pm

We could try for Eddie Izzard. He dresses like a chick, and maybe he smokes, I don't know. But considering his "Cake or Death?" bit, he's almost one of us already.

I vote for George Carlin for "honorary deceased spokescelebrity".
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:31 pm

I second that but also nominate Bill Hicks for this role as well.

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:18 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:We could try for Eddie Izzard. He dresses like a chick, and maybe he smokes, I don't know. But considering his "Cake or Death?" bit, he's almost one of us already.

I vote for George Carlin for "honorary deceased spokescelebrity".


Like the Carlin idea, best blasphemer ever.

Also, my Rutgers chapter of the Church is working on a debate with Campus Crusade for Christ. Any thoughts on big name scientist to bring in?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:38 pm

We were leaning toward Neil deGrasse Tyson and Kenneth Miller.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:42 pm

oh yeah, and Richard Dawkins.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Phlebas on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:35 am

Prof Dawkins is good but who would take him seriously?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby DaveL on Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:57 pm

Vern Troyer for me. The Saint of Midgetness.

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:20 pm

Hi, Billy Mays here for Pastafarianism.
I love Pirates. Don’t you?
Well, let me show you how you can satisfy your life-long desire to be a pirate by becoming a pastafarian.
Pastafarianism makes for a better time than any of those other crazy religions. It gives a life code that you can really follow. Go ahead and eat some pasta: You could even taste the difference.
Buxomy Wench wrote:I’ve used other kinds of men but I keep coming back to those good 'ol pastafarians!
No one can compare, not even Edward Cullen. A good pirate's love is all I ever need!

Pastafarianism revitalizes your immortal soul with carbohydraty goodness and restores you to your natural state of piracy. It even covers you with a 30-day guarantee--try us for 30 days and if you don't like us, your old religion will probably take you back. ***Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.***
Dead Pastafarian wrote:Duuuude, thar be a BEER VOLCANO here in heaven!!! You TOTALLY need to convert my matey!


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