Best Movie Lines

[anickels]

Just wondering what everyone's favorite movie lines are. Mine would either be the "Flaming Homeless Guy" comment in Cloverfield or the whole Star Wars conversation in Clerks. Or...

Leia: Han! I love you!
Han Solo: I know.

Classic.

[HeathenPastafarian]

So many good ones..

-I love in Hunt For Red October when Sean Connery says "One Ping Vasily, One Ping Only" I don't know why. And when the dude dies he says "I would have liked to have seen Montana" all dramatically.
-In The Sandlot when the one kid says "You're killing me Smalls". I say that to people and they have no clue what I'm talking about.
-In Almost Famous, the character based on Cameron Crowe finally gets Billy Crudup's character to sit down for an interview and he asks "What is it you love about music?" and he answers "To begin with, everything".
-In Saved! two characters, Cassandra and Roland see the pregnant character, Mary, coming out of Planned Parenthood. The following conversation ensues: Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
That line always cracks me up.

[PantyGnawer]

Best line and best scene: "Dying aint much of a living now is it boy?" from The Outlaw Josie Wales.

Watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9HsfGJ5c4

[Ubi Dubium]

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. "

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

One of the best movies for good quotes ever.

[Capellini]

Fly casual.

[Rainswept]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Fixed. If you're going to quote TPB around me, get it right.

Let's see, how about...

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I drink your milkshake!

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

And my personal favorite movie:

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. That's goddamn right.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Mine would either be the "Flaming Homeless Guy" comment in Cloverfield

Yes! That is pretty good.

Leia: Han! I love you!
Han Solo: I know.

Classic.

That line was improvised, you know.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/improvised.png

Anyway, my favourite line is probably the one in my signature. I also like the speech Comissioner Gordon gives about Batman at the end of TDK.

[black bart]

Best line and best scene: "Dying aint much of a living now is it boy?" from The Outlaw Josie Wales.

Watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9HsfGJ5c4

That's pure class. I love the way the unfortunate bounty hunter returns ans says 'I had to come back' and Clint says 'I know'.

I've got to go for a pirate one so I'll pick:

'Them's that dies will be the lucky ones'

Robert Newton in Treasure Island.

I couldn't find that clip but here is Newton in action...it's what the Pirate Board is all about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FS0ot8XqJA

[GreenRain22]

"The only thing I didn't like about Santa Clara is all the damn vampires."

CLASSIC.

[Valanthe]

It's 104 miles to Chicago, we have half a tank of gas, a full pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.

[Valanthe]

Must submit a correction here:

"It's 104 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

[fueledbycoffee]

Anyway, my favourite line is probably the one in my signature.

That's not a movie quote... Oh well. It showed up in a movie, so I guess...

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

"What hump?"

Marty Feldman..Young Frankenstein..

also any mention of "Frau Blucher.."*



*"whinney-ney-ney-ney.."

[Edd]

"What hump?"

Marty Feldman..Young Frankenstein..

also any mention of "Frau Blucher.."*



*"whinney-ney-ney-ney.."

Excellent movie, Dan. Can I quote the whole thing?

[black bart]

I concur, I also love the way Gene Wilder gets so mad at the pronunciation of his name:

I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen.

and:

[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.