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Songs for Pirates from Blender

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:37 pm

So I subscribe to Blender magazine (a music magazine for those not in the know) and this month they had a a funny feature with lists of literally 1000 songs of different themes. One of the themes was "Arrrr! Songs for Pirates" so I thought I would share the list with you guys (word for word from the feature).

1. SPLIT ENZ-SIX MONTHS IN A LEAKY BOAT
2. THE DECEMBERISTS-THE MARINER'S SONG REVENGE
3. THOMAS DOLBY-EUROPA AND THE PIRATE TWINS
4. MOS DEF-MS. FAT BOOTY
5. CAPTAIN BOGG & SALTY-PIECES OF 8IGHT (this band actually writes songs about being pirates; their slogan: "eat a lime')
6. THE MUFFS-YOU AND YOUR PARROT
7. FLAT DUO JETS-BLACKBEARD
8. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS-JENNY (inspirational chorus:"Goddamn!The Pirate's life for me!")
9. CAPPADONNA-PILLAGE
10. RICHARD THOMPSON-SKULL AND CROSSBONES
11. THE POGUES-SEA SHANTY
12. ERIC B. & RAKIM-THE R

:worship: *List courtest Blender Magazine
-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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