Portsmouth News at Ten

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:42 am

DONG

Hundreds riot in streets of Portsmouth when the price of "Bart's Goor-meet-stylee Fish-'ead Stoo [new lumpy recipe]" is raised to thruppence-ha'penny/galleon!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:38 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:DONG

Hundreds riot in streets of Portsmouth when the price of "Bart's Goor-meet-stylee Fish-'ead Stoo [new lumpy recipe]" is raised to thruppence-ha'penny/galleon!


Aarrrgh...keep it quiet matey...but that be the price I charges the RN...all ye goode Pyrates get a special Pi-Rate = thruppence + 1 Admiral Benbow Grog Voucher. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:40 pm

black bart wrote:
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:DONG

Hundreds riot in streets of Portsmouth when the price of "Bart's Goor-meet-stylee Fish-'ead Stoo [new lumpy recipe]" is raised to thruppence-ha'penny/galleon!


Aarrrgh...keep it quiet matey...but that be the price I charges the RN...all ye goode Pyrates get a special Pi-Rate = thruppence + 1 Admiral Benbow Grog Voucher. :wink: :wink: :wink:


duuno abaht them "vouchers", brah..oi knowes a fewe grrlz wot woulde vouch fer annathang arter some grog..

*psst! Dan (dhd), chew eedee-yut! da 'grog voucher' is fer a free drink notte a 'wally-roger'*

Oops...me badde...neffer moinde..*waddles nonchalantly awee*
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:37 pm

DONG!

England mulls eliminating "'appy 'our" to cut down DUIs and fuckwit behaviour..PPPS Teachers' Union planning ultimate pub crawl to show officials just what real f-wit behaviour is..Admiral Benbough hiring a dozen more sturdy ale-wenches to cope with the increased number of gin-soaked twits expected to participate.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:16 am

DONG

...and now the Science and technology news:

Planks's constant leads to discovery of the 'Wavy Hair' function...new 'super wig' to be developed soon.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:47 am

DONG!

Town of Stock Market plundered by Sub Prime Mortgage Lenders. News affected, and is travelling slowly.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:33 am

DONG...

John Wayne Bobbit loses DONG
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Edd on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:37 pm

DONG

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:54 am

DONG

Illiterate 15-year old thanks Black Bart profusely for reading the newspaper to him..film at 11.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:44 am

DONG

British army involved in desperate fighting in Afghanistan:

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(some things never change)
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:40 am

DONG!
Watson returns home from fighting in Afghanistan. Meets a young Sherlock Jones, and they go on to rob Portsmouth City Bank.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:34 am

DONG

Cap'n Cronan spotted at book launching:

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:31 am

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Alas, the book was not well-received and sank without trace off the Shoals of Indifference..sic transit gloria Cronan*


Gloria Cronan: Cap'n Cronan's inept navigator (& 1st ex-wife)
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:24 am

DONG

One reported buyer of the book dubbed it "The most in-depth, absorbent and enthralling recounts of forgotten Floridian shipwrecks in the past four hundred years".

This man was later revealed to be Arseburn O'Leary, who later switched to the dictionary as his preferred choice of toilet paper.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:49 am

DONG

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