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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:27 am

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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:49 pm

This is sad, but my mother heard of this before i did. We had a GREAT x-mas conversation about it though. Nothing ruins the holidays like family, right? :)
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:22 pm

Next holiday: Happy computer-year reset! (unless you have the millennium bug, in which case you'll get this message in about...2065? I think?)
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:24 pm

Ok then... Don't get it. :?
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby S'presso on Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:25 pm

hahaha... I remember playing this like 5 years ago. Of course, I didn't know about the euphemism back then
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:55 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Spank the monkey game.


Any advance on 228 mph?
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:17 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Spank the monkey game.


Any advance on 228 mph?


I THINK I EQUALLED THAT SCORE...whoops sorry still got the caps lock on from the talking in caps lock thread. :D
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Milo the dog on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:36 pm

Arf! Arf!

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ARF! ARF! ARF!
Arf!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:37 pm

Good boy, Milo! Have a biscuit!

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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby serenissima on Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:39 pm

Well the infinite monkey theorem sure could explain certain religious texts...

Happy Monkey, indeed.

Glad to learn of this greeting, though somewhat late into the game
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:40 am

I've hung four assorted monkeys outside my house. I had to explain why to a puzzled neighbour… :haha:

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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:30 pm

Kelsy asked what i want for Monkey and after the assorted perversion i told her that i want to learn to make stained glass and i think that's what she's going to do for me!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:06 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Kelsy asked what i want for Monkey and after the assorted perversion i told her that i want to learn to make stained glass and i think that's what she's going to do for me!
What are you planning on staining the glass with, Scott?
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:16 pm

Ha ha, Roy. If she's bought me studio time i'll make me a nice big FSM for the window!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:58 pm

Explained to a co-worker today when they offered me a Christmas Chocolate coin...though I still prefer "Happy Bah Humbug!"
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