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FSM math.

Postby thingy on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:29 am

I still haven't finished reading the FSM bible (reading it on the bus, only received it the other day). Anyway, this morning I read the math section and was highly dissapointed. Now, I'm no maths expert but I feel I can give MUCH more compelling evidence as to how math can prove the existance of the FSM.

First of all we'll start with the following sum:

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Now, if you take the left side of the equation and squeeze it together you get this:

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And of course, what does that resemble? Why none other than:

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Which of course conclusively proves through math the existance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as demonstrated below:

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Postby xinjinbei on Thu May 17, 2007 7:07 pm

wow, thats amazing!
Actually, i have no idea what you just said.
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Postby kirayon on Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:42 pm

...It all makes sense now, when I read that section I think a portion of my brain committed suicide. (Numbers and I are not good friends.)
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Re: FSM math.

Postby anthrobabe on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:48 pm

thingy wrote:I still haven't finished reading the FSM bible (reading it on the bus, only received it the other day). Anyway, this morning I read the math section and was highly dissapointed. Now, I'm no maths expert but I feel I can give MUCH more compelling evidence as to how math can prove the existance of the FSM.

First of all we'll start with the following sum:

Image


Now, if you take the left side of the equation and squeeze it together you get this:

Image


And of course, what does that resemble? Why none other than:

Image


Which of course conclusively proves through math the existance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as demonstrated below:

Image


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Re: FSM math.

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:00 am

Agh! Calculus is pure evil.
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Re: FSM math.

Postby Trooby Lever on Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:28 pm

Boy. Until today, none of that adding-up-numbers stuff made any sense to me at all. Now I see it's all about noodles.

It's funny how simple and straightforward it really is.
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Re: FSM math.

Postby Gethsemane on Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:47 pm

Trooby Lever wrote:Boy. Until today, none of that adding-up-numbers stuff made any sense to me at all. Now I see it's all about noodles.

It's funny how simple and straightforward it really is.


I can just imagine you sitting in a classroom staring at 2+2 and saying that. :D
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Re: FSM math.

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:36 pm

WOW!!!
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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