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If we invent holodecks, that will probably be the last thing humanity ever invents. Who wants to deal with reality when you have a holodeck? That's why Heaven will be paradise.
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:31 pm
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Re: Beer purity
by Pirate Johnson on Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:26 am
Holodecks would cause the end of the human species due to the lack of desire for procreation.
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Re: Beer purity
by piratekelcie on Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:02 pm
In His divine Heaven, all things be at His perfection. We humans of mortal nature cannot be expected to know anything of His Heaven until we are worthy of entering it. <read: DEAD>
Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen.
In His divine Heaven, all things be at His perfection. We humans of mortal nature cannot be expected to know anything of His Heaven until we are worthy of entering it. <read: DEAD> Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen.
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Re: Beer purity
by Pirate Johnson on Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:34 pm
We can only imagin how truely magnificant our "Heaven" will be. We probably should decide on a better name as well, such as Buffet.
In brightest day
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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In darkest night
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:20 pm
Maybe a bit mundane, but Paradise works for me.
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Re: Eternity's purity
by Pirate Johnson on Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:49 am
Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire
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Re: Beer purity
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:58 am
Pirate Johnson wrote:Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.
Pastaradise?
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Re: Beer purity
by Pirate Johnson on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 pm
The price is right. I say yay.
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:00 pm
How 'bout Rameaven?
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Re: Beer purity
by nicci :) on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:09 pm
Nivermicelli?
Nearpasta?
Nearpasta?
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:13 pm
Elysian Pasta Fields?
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Re: Beer purity
by Pirate Johnson on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:46 am
Eatin' Pasta? (Eden)
Espegnity? (Eternity Speghetti)
Espegnity? (Eternity Speghetti)
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:35 pm
Pasternity, maybe?
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Re: Beer purity
by black bart on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:53 am
At least we've kicked those awful German beer purity laws into touch...LAGER is for wimps!
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Re: Beer purity
by Valanthe on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:25 pm
I will still take a lager over a light beer....light beer is a crime against humanity.
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