I can top that....

[Pirate Johnson]

Meow you're banned for that.

(You see what I did there, meow?)

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The war has begun!

[pieces o'nine]

[ChowMein]

Oi ... uh... say tharr good lookin' ... thet be quite a scent ye be wearin' , oi could smell ye frum down thee block .

Oi went thru a gauntlet ta get ta ye ... uh ... wat sez ye abowt cumin o'er ta me shup fer sum reel rodints hunny ?

[pieces o'nine]

Chow, me dere: that be "Dom thee Danger Catte" from me goode shippe Thee Mad Moggies Revenge. Wiv awl doo respeck, oi dun fink yer 'is toipe, loike.


Ov corse, teck nickel lee, *no wun* be 'is toipe ... ennymoor ... iffin ye catches me drift ...

[ChowMein]

ARRRRRGH !

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Dun gitte werked uppe eneemoar, or tharr'll be cattes all over thee playce!

[Pirate Johnson]

Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.

Therer are evil forces out there unlike anything we could imagine. We must unite to stop them.

The end could be closer than we asume. When it happens, only The Pirate/Cat Allied Forces will stand victorous!

[TwistedSister]

I've got me a one eyed puss at home, his name be Oliver! Now all he needs is an eye patch.

[ChowMein]

Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.

ARGH ! , Oim on it matey !

Dem Ninjas wount know wot hit 'em , ha , day fink thay be so stealthy an sech .
Wot a larf !
Thay make so much rackit , me an' me litter mateys can git enuff sleep , we need abowt 16 hrs ye know .

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Iffn it be a catte arrghmy ye be a-lookin fer, me shippe be fully manned - oar cattedde. Thar be 35 arrghmed an deign jar us fee lions hear, reddye t' tayke on awl enemas uv pyrites effree ware.

[farfalla]

now look what you have done ET, my one and only cat saw that and now ants a roommate

[TwistedSister]

I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!

Useta buy it by the pallette - 2500 lbs at a whack (back when the total was 43). No longer an option, now I get 4 or 5 50-lb bags every two weeks.

[TwistedSister]

Not to put a crimp in the game, but wow ET!!!! Don't know where you be, but someone is smiling down on you for taking care of kitties!!!
Can't top that one!

[Pirate Johnson]

I'm having a revival on this thread.
I believe it was the first one I sharpened my cutlass on.