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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:11 pm

Meow you're banned for that. :)

(You see what I did there, meow?)


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Re: I can top that....

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:53 am

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Re: I can top that....

Postby ChowMein » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:17 am

Oi ... uh... say tharr good lookin' ... thet be quite a scent ye be wearin' , oi could smell ye frum down thee block .

Oi went thru a gauntlet ta get ta ye ... uh ... wat sez ye abowt cumin o'er ta me shup fer sum reel rodints hunny ?

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Re: I can top that....

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:30 am

Chow, me dere: that be "Dom thee Danger Catte" from me goode shippe Thee Mad Moggies Revenge. Wiv awl doo respeck, oi dun fink yer 'is toipe, loike.


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Re: I can top that....

Postby ChowMein » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:49 am

ARRRRRGH !

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:05 am

Dun gitte werked uppe eneemoar, or tharr'll be cattes all over thee playce!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:36 pm

Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:51 pm

I've got me a one eyed puss at home, his name be Oliver! Now all he needs is an eye patch.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ChowMein » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:44 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.


ARGH ! , Oim on it matey !

Dem Ninjas wount know wot hit 'em , ha , day fink thay be so stealthy an sech .
Wot a larf !
Thay make so much rackit , me an' me litter mateys can git enuff sleep , we need abowt 16 hrs ye know .

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Re: I can top that....

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:25 pm

Iffn it be a catte arrghmy ye be a-lookin fer, me shippe be fully manned - oar cattedde. Thar be 35 arrghmed an deign jar us fee lions hear, reddye t' tayke on awl enemas uv pyrites effree ware.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby farfalla » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:41 am

now look what you have done ET, my one and only cat saw that and now ants a roommate
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Re: I can top that....

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:50 am

I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:45 pm

TwistedSister wrote:I've got 3 myself. What do you do buy cat litter by the dump truck load??? MeWOW!!!

Useta buy it by the pallette - 2500 lbs at a whack (back when the total was 43). No longer an option, now I get 4 or 5 50-lb bags every two weeks.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I can top that....

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:57 pm

Not to put a crimp in the game, but wow ET!!!! Don't know where you be, but someone is smiling down on you for taking care of kitties!!!
Can't top that one!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:29 pm

:welcome: I'm having a revival on this thread.
I believe it was the first one I sharpened my cutlass on. :fsm_rock:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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