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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby ken worley on Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:16 pm

Go to Subway, Blimpie, Quiznos, pot o' subs, etc.

Order a footlong, extremely complicated cold sub.

When it is completed, and passed over to you, and paid for, take on giant step back, and dramatically dash the sandwich to the floor, as hard as you possibly can.
(the goal is to have toppings bounce higher than your head.)


Then in a deep, booming drill-seargent-voice, bellow,
"YOU AIN'T NO MARINE!!!!


See what percentage of people come up to you to compliment you on your pun.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:18 pm

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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Rainswept on Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:20 am

Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored


I find the implication that masturbation isn't sufficient to be offensive.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby ken worley on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:18 am

Mock people if they claim that masturbating isn't sufficiently offensive to the bystanders(s).
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:32 am

ken worley wrote:Go to Subway, Blimpie, Quiznos, pot o' subs, etc.

Order a footlong, extremely complicated cold sub.

When it is completed, and passed over to you, and paid for, take on giant step back, and dramatically dash the sandwich to the floor, as hard as you possibly can.
(the goal is to have toppings bounce higher than your head.)


Then in a deep, booming drill-seargent-voice, bellow,
"YOU AIN'T NO MARINE!!!!


See what percentage of people come up to you to compliment you on your pun.

Dash the sandwich?

Also, I don't get the pun. Is it an American thing?
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby ken worley on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:52 am

Oh, a simple word-play on the type of sandwich, against a commonly impersonated type of bellowed critique of a struggling basic-training recruit by drill-seargent.

Probably the distance to Oz, coupled with the geographical isolation is the main reason for the joke's delay in reaching you.

If the punchline hasn't hit you by lunchtime tomorrow, let me know, and I'll track it through the delivery co's website.

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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:59 am

It's just never as funny when you have to explain it. Therefore, ha.

I didn't get it because I failed to make the connection between "sub", which doesn't have a meaning other than "submarine" here in Australia, so there was no connection to make it "sandwich". Damn this foreign cultural slang!
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Rainswept on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:29 am

Well I got it and it still wasn't funny, if that helps, DTH.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby ken worley on Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:32 pm

Print the post, and tape it to thigh, next to genitals....That'll help.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:59 pm

ken worley wrote:Print the post, and tape it to thigh, next to genitals....That'll help.


I'll be funny when you try to remove it and rip out loads of hair? :?
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby black bart on Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:27 pm

ken worley wrote:Cut down the largest tree in your yard/garden...Count the rings to see how old it was.

Do the same thing with your grandparents.

Make a shiny pinwheel, and skip around with it in front of an army barracks, wearing nothing but a pair of ruby slippers and a pink tutu...(This one for boys only)..

For the girls, try to write your name in the snow.(also in front of an army barracks)...


That was the first post in this thread...I've only got as far as cutting the tree down so far...it was four years old...and then I remembered how much I'd payed for it at the garden centre...damn! :x
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:17 pm

black bart wrote:
ken worley wrote:Cut down the largest tree in your yard/garden...Count the rings to see how old it was.

Do the same thing with your grandparents.

Make a shiny pinwheel, and skip around with it in front of an army barracks, wearing nothing but a pair of ruby slippers and a pink tutu...(This one for boys only)..

For the girls, try to write your name in the snow.(also in front of an army barracks)...


That was the first post in this thread...I've only got as far as cutting the tree down so far...it was four years old...and then I remembered how much I'd payed for it at the garden centre...damn! :x


Black Bart: You don't have to do everything in the thread. It's optional. If you do plan to continue with the next few suggestions, please let me know what Army barracks you pick, I'd like to be there to hand out my business card. It should be be fun.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:21 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Black Bart: You don't have to do everything in the thread. It's optional. If you do plan to continue with the next few suggestions, please let me know what Army barracks you pick, I'd like to be there to hand out my business card. It should be be fun.

I know that in the USA Bart would be arrested in very short order for that sort of behaviour, but here in the UK he's more likely to get a grant from The Arts Council, or his own show on BBC3.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:35 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Black Bart: You don't have to do everything in the thread. It's optional. If you do plan to continue with the next few suggestions, please let me know what Army barracks you pick, I'd like to be there to hand out my business card. It should be be fun.

I know that in the USA Bart would be arrested in very short order for that sort of behaviour, but here in the UK he's more likely to get a grant from The Arts Council, or his own show on BBC3.


:D Don't give me ideas.
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Postby ken worley on Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:34 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
ken worley wrote:Print the post, and tape it to thigh, next to genitals....That'll help.


I'll be funny when you try to remove it and rip out loads of hair? :?


No..Well, that too..but.

I merely suggested that the weak joke, which only produces a mild smirk, or at most, pained chuckle, will be boosted by taping the printed post to his naked pelvic region, which almost invariably inspires gales of laughter from all who see it.

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