Vote for Farfalla!

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Nermal the Pirate
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Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Capellini on Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:50 pm

Let's see if we can't wrap this last one up before it's been a year!
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:29 pm

i votid.
yer tern.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:07 pm

Feline Fatale.

I also notice that a lot of the other ones have gone missing. What happens to them?
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:13 pm

Feline Fatale.

As if there were another choice. :wink:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:18 pm

* chants *

FE-line Fa-TALE!
FE-line Fa-TALE!
FE-line Fa-TALE!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:37 pm

^ RAmen, dammen (unt herring)..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Capellini on Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:33 pm

All of the threads related to ranks that have been resolved were moved to 'Old Posts'.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:58 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Feline Fatale.

I also notice that a lot of the other ones have gone missing. What happens to them?


You probably noticed you've got your title now so we've moved onto newly qualified prophets...nice avatar by the way.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:47 pm

shhhhh
dis B seecrit
dunt tell inni wun
i votid Falalalala dohrayme frum tha madinin crowd
rrrrrrrr
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:20 am

black bart wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Feline Fatale.

I also notice that a lot of the other ones have gone missing. What happens to them?


You probably noticed you've got your title now so we've moved onto newly qualified prophets...nice avatar by the way.
Thanks! But I could do better. I don't want another gradient background.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ken worley on Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:52 am

I would vote, but "The Crotch Whisperer" wasn't listed as an option.

She's one to watch out for...she seems all innocent at first, but then flirts like an amoral porno slut*

....I was going to try to shock her sensibilities, with a few posts of almost-NSFW-hot-suggestiveness....at which point she casually came back with replies-in-kind(and beyond)-which caused a brief relapse into junior-high-days furtiveness.....
I had to hold my geography book in front of me, and leave the forum for a few days, not the least of reasons for which was a fear of succumbing to her overly-visual descriptive sex-posts, becoming vagina-thralled, and ending with embarrassing, unseemly, repeated implorations for her to meet me somewhere 'twixt phoenix and indiana for a torrid ankle-sock-ripping, room-damages-incurring motel-8 lust-wallow.

Luckily, my time alone, and fallback on my old skills set, proved sufficient to weather the storm of sexual pique-edness.



*piques to see if anyone's snickering*





*Disclaimer:
not offensive, in the context of my appreciation for amoral porno sluts.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:24 am

Just remember you've got less than two thousand posts before we vote on your title Worley...I think we'd better start the suggestions now! In a typical Alien Abduction scenario your chair's shrunk, or you've grown or whatever and you've lost months of posting due to variations in the space time continuum and you wake up to find yourself titled:

King of the Chair Shrinking Pervert Mexican Bus Polishers
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ken worley on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:34 am

I already have my custom rank, and like it...

1.Because it was placed upon my enthroned lap-area by cap herself.
2.It is smutty.
3.see above... cap+smutty+my lap-area. I don't think anyone needs further candor.

As far as perversely shrinking lower-body furnishings are concerned...
Every chair I sat in appeared to shrink, whilst our resident 'hello kitty' was showering me with wet postings describing her delectably filthy little tableaus.

I am waiting for the movie.
Till then, I reread the bound collection of them, on the mornings when I can't get the heater in my truck to work.

*takes slack out of line, hooks loop of filament over back of thumb, and tilts hat forward in a sleepy doze, waiting...*

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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:11 am

Mua ha ha ha ha...you can't be King of the Pervs for ever Worley...

Was Mohamed Ali King of the ring forever?

Was Victoria Empress of India on the throne for all time?

Is Elvis still the King?

Some day, some where, someone more depraved than you will stumble accross these far flung discussion threads...perhaps 'I Love Boobs' will return, perhaps all the porn sites in the world will be simultaneously shut down and all the world's filthy perverts will fall upon verganza in the hope of reading one of Farfalla's sexy posts to get their kicks...I don't know how, I don't know when but it WILL happen.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Capellini on Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:51 am

I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
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