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Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:21 pm

Complete the sentence, "Life is too short for . . ." This got started in the Random Motivation topic. "Life is too short for traffic."

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:41 pm

Loife be too short to be obsessin' o'er ice creme .
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:15 pm

Life is too short for eating microwaved ready meals.

Life is too short for cleaning skirting boards (that was from Baroness Helena Kennedy, via Mrs. H.).
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:45 pm

Life is too short to cook with Kingsford or any other "briquette".
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:15 pm

Life is too short for high school reunions.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:53 pm

LITSF lying and dishonesty. You only get one life, hard to fathom faking it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:56 pm

rrrr lif be 2 shurt rrr
but ye all kin yoos me boostar seet an den ye all be jyintz rrrr
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:59 pm

Rainswept wrote:LITSF lying and dishonesty. You only get one life, hard to fathom faking it.

Apparently life is too short to type out "life is too short".
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:00 pm

Life is too short to let idiots get you down.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:42 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrr lif be 2 shurt rrr


He seems very worried that RRR will die young...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:27 pm

Life is too short for dealing with other people.

Life is too short for mayflies.

Life is too short for the healthy, and too long for the bedridden patient with an excruciatingly painful terminal disease eating away their flesh.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:49 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Life is too short for dealing with other people.

...

Life is too short for the healthy, and too long for the bedridden patient with an excruciatingly painful terminal disease eating away their flesh.


LITSF melodrama :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby PKMKII on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:01 pm

Life is too short for orange juice from concentrate.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:06 pm

loif be toooo shurt fer ta be sad alla toim
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i comane ye ta be happeee an ave ICE CREEEEEEM !
oar maybee sum cake fank ye plez.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:08 pm

Life is too short for fussing and fighting, my friend.
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