Ahoy dudes. The wise and starchy Second Council of Olive Garden is searching for holy scripture to be added to the Loose Canon. The Council is only accepting stuff the fits the whole FSM thing, so no hate-mongering, supporting things that obviously contradict our teachings, or general douchey stuff. Also, I'm a lazy man, so number your verses.
What I'm going for here is a listing of Pastafarian values, teachings, and ideas written in the most straightforward and explicit way possible, so as not to cause a holy war a couple thousand years from now. For example: Don't kill anyone, even if they disagree with you.