Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:29 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .


Arrr, does ye mean summat loik this:

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 08, 2009 8:02 pm

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Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys caus they trie t’ taek miy lolly :annoyed: :furious: :annoyed: :annoyed: :antipasta: :antipasta:


Oooobeekeedd, rr yu mie cuzzin?? Aye wuz trapt inna bilge but I iskaapd.

Rrrr u trapt in th meesteree vann?

I’s hep u iskape fer a lolly, but I dontt like ooby snax :barf:


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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:16 am

Hokay rrrrrrrrrr i fynalee haz anuvver wisdim '
ummmm an affarr i rowd alla beesttees an alla kritter wot be yummy fer ta et an den poit alla plants an ebem tha yukky beets an yukky eigplant an tha yukky bidder mellin an yulky bussil spouts!
An i sayd i sayd i sayd ANTI TWISSY OI COMAN YE TA FIX ME SUPPARRrrrrrr
....But din tha wench giyyed all hot boderd an
...
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:45 pm

...an den an an lotz uf peepulz bordid the Goode Shupe Lollypoppe ta wissin ta me wizdum an stuff but dey git all ungree an fursty an stuff so oi sayd , " weddum et kake ! , cholit kake !

an an ... ho no ....
oi dint say dat
, et anti Maree wot sayd dat , oi sayd ....
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Monobaz » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:01 pm

And Nef Yoo said: “Oooh Nooo! Them varmints is gunna eet all me choklit kake. Get offa me skiff ya scurvee currrs!”
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:31 pm

an din
an din
um um
an din i comandid ta da mulletude , "
Hokay alla bilj watz godda git bak inna bilj !
um
furst we hav sum fisshed stoo an peetzer !
din i pass tha stoo an peetzer cwust awownde tha shup .
WOE AN B HOLE !
I feedid alla croo an gotz lottsa stoo leff ofurr rrr
et wuz a guud day
rrrrrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:44 pm

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Great souls suffer in silence. ~Friedrich Schiller

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:55 pm

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.


lmao. I thought storks brought babies...


Arrnt ya appy ta b weedin me booke ? rrrrrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:15 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Platypus Enthusiast wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.


lmao. I thought storks brought babies...


Arrnt ya appy ta b weedin me booke ? rrrrrr


can i add something to your book?

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:12 am

no hi dint

rrrrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Monobaz » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:44 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:.......................Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys ...............................


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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:17 pm

an din
an an
et wuz a bwite an sunnee day
wen anti bakbeerd sayd
NEF YOO!
ye has ta sit sail ovfur dare an spred yer wizdum !
HOKAY !
an din i sit sail ovfur dare ta spred me wizdum !
An din dare b a narrsty sturm an et whet an wane an sooo windee an stuff an tha croo sayd
Oooooo noooooo we iz gunna git sinkt cos nef yoo haz so many stuff on bord so alla mootinis bilj watz froo oberbord alla me fisshedz me barrbellz me rokz collekshun me sandbagz an me mud buketz wiff purfiklee guud mud in dem an me gallee sink rrrrrrrr :furious: !
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Monobaz » Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:19 pm

And Nef Yoo the wise said: "Wisdom is finer than loot and jewels and those pirates who do not plunder it are abject fools."
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:40 pm

I dunt wemember sayin dat :confused:
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Monobaz » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:26 pm

Oh crap, it annoys me when I misquote things. (It is a function of my age induced deafness/stupidity I'm sure.)

Nef Yoo the Wise said: "Wisdom is just fine but those pirates who do not plunder loot and jewels are abject fools."
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green


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