fsm poetry?

[gannstboy]

has anyone used any of the non rhyming, non musical poetic forms (haiku, diamonte, etc.) to honor the noodly one?
i think that it would be cool to assemble a book of fsm poetry. i have a few haikus:
Your Noodly Grace:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Shed on us your sauce

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Wow, Flying Spaghetti Monster is exactly 7 syllables. That opens up amazing possiblities...

unfortutately, the only Haiku I can think of right now isn't very Pastafarian.

Wrestlemania,
Wrestlemania, oh boy,
Wrestlemania.

But yeah, we tend to focus on Pslams and Songs around here. We could do with a few Haikus and odd poetry!

[Ubi Dubius]

Oh, my F S M
You do not care how we pray
We should just be good

[gannstboy]

noodly appendages is exactly 7 syllables too

[Edd]

Depends on how you say it. new-duh-lee vs. nude-lee

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Depends on how you say it. new-duh-lee vs. nude-lee

Funny, I pronounce both 'new' and 'nude' as if they start with 'ny',
but not 'noodle' or 'noodly' which I pronounce 'nood-ul' and 'nood-lee'.

Approximate pronunciations, of course!

Edited to add: I thought that haiku had to be about the seasons.

[Ubi Dubius]

Tha oshin winter
Sure is rough on us pyrates
The parrot's dun froze.

Spring is the c-sin
For Pyrasea. Ships sale warm
watturs, unna ware.

Pyracy's a blast
It is summertime and the
Pillagin's easy

The fall of the leeves
Is not apparent at see
It is autumn, yarhhh!

Better?

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Better? Better? Ubi, that's AWESOME!

[Edd]

Edited to add: I thought that haiku had to be about the seasons.

Well, that depends on how strictly you want to adhere to the traditional guidelines. The wikipedia article is very informative.

[gannstboy]

generally, a poem is considered haiku if it follows the 5-7-5 syllable format.

[fueledbycoffee]

For example...

The Vodka...
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.

No, wait. That don't work. It's hard to make a Pastafarian haiku after three glasses of vodka.

[Edd]

For example...

The Vodka...
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.

No, wait. That don't work. It's hard to make a Pastafarian haiku after three glasses of vodka.

Almost, FBC. How about

Vodka enlightens
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.

[gannstboy]

that wasnt haiku either he did 3-5-7, you did 5-5-7, but it's supposed to be 5-7-5, like this:

vodka enlightens
helps me find my god
The noodly one

[Julius Aurora]

I like vodka too,
It helps clear the mind anew,
Praise to FSM!

Haha, poetry never was my strong point.

[gannstboy]

there ya go!