I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

[qinwaiwai]

I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.
我能教你们关于中文。（Simple）
我能教你們關於中文。（classical）

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ＩSEE ONE TOPIC Mistake SOME WORD OF CHINA
我看到一个贴子错误一些中文。（Simple）
我看到一個帖子錯誤一些中文。（classical）

[qinwaiwai]

MY ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD ,SO I CAN WRITE SOME WRONG IN THE WORD OF ENGLISH.
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I MUST Explain SOME THING OF THE TWO wordS :CHINA OR CHINESE.
CHINA:中国,
CHINESE:中文.

中国(Simple)中國（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: ZHONG-GUO //
mean: one name OF the Land

中文(Simple)中文（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: ZHONG-WEN //
mean: one name OF the Language。

字(Simple)字（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: ZHI//
mean: IT IS the CHINESE WORD 。

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every (each) one chinese word HAVE one pronounce AND one Pictographic text, AND one alphabet(IT NAME THE HANYU Pinyin)
SO. CHINESE WORD IS 字。
中文IS TOW 字.
ONE IS 中,THE OTHER IS 文.

Simple CHINESE IS A KIND OF abridge FROM THE classical chinese

[qinwaiwai]

NOW i SAY ONE WORD 秦

秦(Simple)＆（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: qin//
mean: one name OF the FIRST empire OF CHINA.
SOME PEOPLE'S LAST NAME.


Before the 秦, The Land haven't the empire.
The Land IS ONE United Nations (federation).AS THE Macedonia AND Greece of classical.
UNTIL THE 秦始皇Conquest(conquer)and Rule THE LAND ,AS THE Alexander the Great Conquest(conquer)and Rule THE Macedonia AND Greece.

秦始皇(Simple)＆（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: Qin Shi Huang
mean: (The First Emperor of CHINA) so someone mean the word is strong,powerful,Great
BUT, IT FIRST(starting) IS ONLY A NAME OF A CITY .It mean one land that FIT crop

[qinwaiwai]

[pieces o'nine]

Welcome, qinwaiwai.

This will be an interesting thread!
(Use lower case letters in your English explanations, and they'll be easier to read.)


Can you show how to write "Flying Spaghetti Monster"?

[ChowMein]

yarr matey !

'ow duz oi write , " Chow is a god " ?

[pieces o'nine]

Chow ye blaggard! Ye alreddy nose!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

食物是神

CM, you do know that 'Chow' is Chinese for 'Food'?

Perfect!

(I'm not sure that I want to be 'TEARTHED WITH CHINESE' though. Does it hurt?

[ChowMein]

Akshully I fink Chow be cowboy fer food , in Cantinknees et be meening fried or stir fried .

[qinwaiwai]

Welcome, qinwaiwai.

This will be an interesting thread!
(Use lower case letters in your English explanations, and they'll be easier to read.)


Can you show how to write "Flying Spaghetti Monster"?

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Flying 飞行（Simple）、飛行（classical）
Spaghetti 面条（Simple）
Monster　怪物(Simple)＆（classical）
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question:
Spaghetti==it is the Noodles of Italy ? Solid or Hollow?
How to Distinction (Identify) the means Spaghetti and Noodles?

面条 is Noodles.
Spaghetti is 意面 in our　Dictionary. means the Noodles of Italy

[qinwaiwai]

god mean very like 天.
天(Simple)＆（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: TIAN
mean: Sky, Nature, all of genius and Monster

so, When some thing was Suddenly,Appear,; people will say: 天啊!
(啊!is Ah! no have　every means.)


chinese was one Phrase:食为天(Simple).食為天。（classical）

食(Simple)＆（classical）
pronounce (Accent)　is: SHI
mean: Noun: all kind of food.
Verb eating.

为(Simple).為（classical）

[pieces o'nine]

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Flying 飞行（Simple）、飛行（classical）
Spaghetti 面条（Simple）
Monster　怪物(Simple)＆（classical）
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question:
Spaghetti==it is the Noodles of Italy ? Solid or Hollow?
How to Distinction (Identify) the means Spaghetti and Noodles?

面条 is Noodles.
Spaghetti is 意面 in our　Dictionary. means the Noodles of Italy

1.Spaghetti? -- Italian noodles, yes.
2. Solid or hollow? Solid, like this: [link]

Thanks!

[Capellini]

There are actually a lot of different kinds of noodles from Italy. Spaghetti is just one kind, but probably the most famous.

There is also penne, rigatoni, linguini, farfalle, lasagna, and lots of others. All the Italian noodles together can be called pasta, which is how you could distinguish noodles of Italy from noodles of Asia.

The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.

[PantyGnawer]

The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.

Unfounded claim.

[Roy Hunter]

The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.

Blasphemy! Heretic! A schism!

Fixed.