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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by bacon on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:40 am
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Get your bake on.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:13 am
Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:18 am
TwistedSister wrote:Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]
No worries on that score. My favorites so far:
Privy Counsellor (excess v removed) by Ubi Dubium
Backwoods Philosopher by Twisty
Keeper of the Scoop by farfalla
Lord of Litterboxes by Ubi Dubium
Outback Outhouse Observer by Twisty
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes by DB (also like the Guardian version as modified by Ubi Dubius)
All the others are good too. You guys are a very creative bunch, and I'm glad to have you for my friends.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:37 pm
Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubius on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:31 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:41 pm
Ubi Dubius wrote:Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubius on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:54 pm
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Ubi Dubius wrote:Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.
Of course. Everybody knows that.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:46 pm
Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers. 
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by PantyGnawer on Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:40 pm
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers.
That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.
What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:45 pm
PantyGnawer wrote:Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers.
That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.
What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.
I think you have to show them your nuts.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:55 pm
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by PantyGnawer on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:02 pm
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
I think you have to show them your nuts.
Okay, Will do!
I'm assuming that they will accept nuts as payment for said drugs as well. What will a handfull of macadamia nuts get me?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:08 pm
Gas.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by PantyGnawer on Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:48 am
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Gas.
That's not squirrel code for crack, right?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Edd on Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:54 am
I think squirrels just sell meth. Have you seen those little buggers run?
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