ET achieves Prophethood

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:54 pm

Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby bacon on Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:23 am

i thought everyone knew that squirrels now use rocket launchers

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:44 pm

So am i to understand that PG will now be frequenting the local parks with his testicles exposed? Careful, PG! If there's kids around you could be looking at jail time. Be safe and only expose yourself to squirrils in the privacy of your own home....

And you probably shouldnt tell your fiance.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:59 am

TwistedSister wrote:Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???


wait wait I haven't had a turn yet....

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

er...

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

wait a minute it's coming, it's coming...

something to do with canoes, carpentry...er...The Wise Man of The Lakes?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:33 pm

Bart, ye said yers be rubbish an hit be rubbish hindeed. :nefyoobash:


ET, thee sweete smoke ov incense an burnin pasta is e'en now floatin hup around thee mods an such fer yer petishun...

Wif one ov thee ovver dayiteas, wun daye can be as a thousand yeares. Hits not that slow wif thee followers ov thee FSM (pbuh) but hit will tayke a bit ov tyme. Meanwyles, ye maye awl continyoo t'submitte (non)-rubbish sujeschuns huntil thee ho-fishawl vote.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:36 pm

:worship: :fsm:
Oi waits on yer pleshore.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:59 am

He has got a canoe though. :cry:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:16 am

black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.

I bet you say that to all the guys.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:25 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.

I bet you say that to all the guys.


Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? As the Actress said to the Bishop.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Rainswept on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:10 am

"One Too Many"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:21 pm

"Drinks With Cats"
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:50 pm

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:18 pm

Cat man do .
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:00 pm

^ wot 'ee sed. Arrr!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:07 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Cat man do .


This gets my vote! :grin:

Says it all, really…

The cats, the man, the…
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