Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh me hearties!
Oi spent the day owt 'n abowt in Canberraaarrrgh dressed in me foinest Pirate wench gear, 'n talked loik a Pirate at evaaarry boddee! Ye wenches in ye shoppes, ye landlubbers… Oi had a goode laaarrff!
'Ere Oi be, jest afore settin' off:
Oi mayde me furrst pillagin' stop at Ye Olde Civicke Shoppin' Centaaarrgh.
Then me crew dissoided ter hinvade thee hoighest buildin' hin Canberraaarrgh, ye Telstraaarrgh Towaaarrgh. Thee wench wot hyoo syoo allee taykes dubloons were so terree-fide hov me that she hope-end ye gayte 'n lette me in for free! Hit moight have bin me cutlass but me crew sedde it were me granny-walker wot were terree-fyin' hand he were lette in free too, has me 'carer' or summat! Mayhaps thee wench were hopin' he cude stoppe me pillagin!
In ye magicke hoiste:
I stayed in ye cabin 'n sent me crew huppe to ye crow's nest:
View from ye crow's nest:
Backe on Terror Firmaaarrgh:
Cap'n Tiggaaarrgh 'n me crew:
Jest look ye at thee soize o' me maaarrst!