Scott the Prophet

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:48 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:It was what came to mind looking at the letters...not from thinking about Scott.


How about these (as penance)

Twisty Wants Really Awesome Man
Tornado Warning: Randomly Activated Monsoons
Terrible With Relationships And Mothers
Tasty With Raspberries And Margaritas


Much better!

(+50!!!!!!)
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:41 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Tris, I can't tell you - my answers weren't any more likely than yours! :blush:
We'll just have to wait for Twisty to relent…

Oh sorry Tig! When I said "Tell us Tigsie... or isnt there any answer?" I really meant "Tell us TWISTY SISTER... or isnt there any answer?"
(I always have problems with people's names.. it's quite embarassing... but when I'm writing at 3 or 4 pm and there are 2 Asperger's syndrome Wildcats involved whom I've never met with almost the same names and avatars my confusion is more understandable!
Please excuse the confuse!)
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:44 am

I'm not sure if Rev. Rowan Redbeard's "Terrible With Relationships And Mothers" is "Much better" and any more penitential than the "Teeny weeny Asine male" one! It's just adding insult to injury!
I still prefer the Beaver Cleaver!
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:12 am

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:40 pm

We could call 'im
Leave it to squirrel or Chipmunk or Mongoose dog, or Beaver or... whatever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPhLBIo ... re=related
PS moral of the story (in case you can't see any relevance) "I guess I can always get another girl" (at minute 5.10 of the clip)
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:42 pm

Sorry guys.

I don't remember what it stood for............. :facewall:

I hate when that happens.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:59 pm

Welcome to old people land.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:14 pm

Is it open to anyone or is there an age limit?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Elvalia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:19 pm

Dafty, you're not in old people land quite yet. You're in young people land. With me. Did you want to leave? :wink:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:25 pm

Say what you like but I actually caught myself using the phrase 'In my day' on Saturday.

Also, I'm currently sitting in front of old comedy eating cheese and biscuits while contemplating having an early night because I have to be at work to see my boss in the morning. If you have any cunning plan to get me back into the land of youth I'd appreciate it :grumpy:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Elvalia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:36 pm

daftbeaker wrote:If you have any cunning plan to get me back into the land of youth I'd appreciate it :grumpy:
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Giggity.


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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:40 pm

Goo? :lech:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Elvalia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:41 pm

:haha: Hehehe...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:44 pm

Ooh, new Scott title, Corrupter of Youth :wink:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:59 pm

I just realized that I should be getting my prophet title soon! Some may recall that I lost about 1800 posts when the Phpbb software was updated. So I want my damn title when I get to 3200. Who do I talk to about that?
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